I once got a bruise on my fingernail that looked like North America. As my nail grew out, it looked like the earth was rotating, until Hawaii disappeared. :D :D :D
At 70 now, I see bruises in places that I have no memory of hitting. Right now I am looking at one on my right forearm with a circular appearance that I do not remember bumping. Of course, that may also be a sign of a memory issue.
In 36 years of nursing, I’ve seen a LOT of tattoos- the recipients ranging from old sailors to young gang members to hip grandmas. As the ink fades and the skin stretches and wrinkles, a lot of tattoos do simply look like bruises.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ about 2 months ago
clumsiness has its rewards, Ⅰ suppose
Mikey Jay about 2 months ago
…and if Earl gives Opal any trouble he’ll be cruising for a bruising!
iggyman about 2 months ago
Leave it to Nelson to make a bad thing look good!
i_am_the_jam about 2 months ago
I once got a bruise on my fingernail that looked like North America. As my nail grew out, it looked like the earth was rotating, until Hawaii disappeared. :D :D :D
Maizing about 2 months ago
I got a bruise that looked like a huge kiss print once. I’d had my gall bladder out and the bruise formed around one of the incisions.
phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago
I get bruises very easily. My doctors have told me it’s most likely a side effect of the inhaled steroids I have to use to control my asthma.
PraiseofFolly about 2 months ago
Too bad it isn’t permanent, to change shape like a Rorschach inkblot, to give Earl indication of her mood changes.
My First Premium Member about 2 months ago
Growing old is not for the faint of heart!
Rasslebear about 2 months ago
I don’t like where this is leading….
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago
My wife and I call them old people bruises
Ol' me about 2 months ago
At 70 now, I see bruises in places that I have no memory of hitting. Right now I am looking at one on my right forearm with a circular appearance that I do not remember bumping. Of course, that may also be a sign of a memory issue.
ANIMAL about 2 months ago
Old people have thin skin…… bruises are EASY
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago
She has thin skin and can’t take criticism either!
bittenbyknittin about 2 months ago
I wonder if the sun damage on my face looks like some kind of tattoo.
YulanaLow Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’m at the age where my tattoos change from blue to purple to green … like a chameleon.
wndflower1 about 2 months ago
i wish i could be around (won’t be) to see how these total tatted kids look what they and their skin looks like when they’re 80
Queen of America about 2 months ago
I have no idea how or where I get most of mine. it’s another sign of getting old and it bites.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 months ago
Lucky gurl!!
Snolep about 2 months ago
If only it had looked like some religious figure she could have been canonized!
rasputin's horoscope about 2 months ago
In 36 years of nursing, I’ve seen a LOT of tattoos- the recipients ranging from old sailors to young gang members to hip grandmas. As the ink fades and the skin stretches and wrinkles, a lot of tattoos do simply look like bruises.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 months ago
Taking a blood thinner leaves way too many ugly bruises……..
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
He ma love your hematoma!
zeexenon about 2 months ago
The facts are in, ladies and gentlemen, she’s a bruiser.
KEA about 2 months ago
…and it will go away instead of just fading and looking awful
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
That’s her story and she’s sticking to it.
Katzi428 about 2 months ago
The older I get, the more I love this strip!
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
Is he on top of his doghouse?
rob about 2 months ago
Nelson has a ‘N’ in his hair.