Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 18, 2024

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    sandpiper  about 2 months ago

    Amen to that, Bub. In central VA it’s now 0230 and I am wishing the same. Reminds me of the quote, What’s past is prologue. Does it have to replay side 2 every day?

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    cracker65  about 2 months ago

    That’s what gummies are for.

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    Ubintold  about 2 months ago

    And stay asleep.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I used to fall asleep very quickly. I still usually am pretty quick, but staying asleep is the trick now. And it’s almost like clockwork that I wake a 3am and struggle to get back to sleep.

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    silberdistel  about 2 months ago

    One “trick” I learned last year is to breath out longer than to breath in. Lets say: breath in counting 1-2 and breathing out 1-2-3-4. That is one way to activate the vagus nerve. It is also helpful with dealing with panicking.

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    HarryLime Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Clean mind … clean body: take your pick!

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    I think we all wish we could do that.

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    dflak  about 2 months ago

    Falling asleep – easy. Staying asleep, not so much.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Nap-Man?

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Heck, I can fall asleep whether I want to or not!

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    Bryan Smith Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Mine would be to not fall asleep when I don’t want to (eg. drowsy driving)

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    ira.crank  about 2 months ago

    I’m a 3am waker too

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    rephsleh62  about 2 months ago

    There is a wonderful book by James Nestor titled Breath which tells all the wrong ways we breath. The fast inhale and slow exhale (through the nose) is pretty much the proper way to ALWAYS breathe

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    Jody H. Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Good one, Jeff especially with the election looming!

    I also loved your other toon today about spineless politicians not passing gun control legislation. If anyone should lie awake at night, it’s them!

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    If you overshoot, you become Narcolepsy Man.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member about 2 months ago

    A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac….Lies awake wondering if there really is a dog.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If you get up and eat because you can’t sleep, it’s called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia

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    sincavage05  about 2 months ago

    I spend 4 hours a night playing videos in my mind because it just won’t shut down. I wish there was an on/off switch so my wife could get me right.

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    comicalUser  about 2 months ago

    Wow! I have super power! If I concentrate on certain past events in my life or try to put/picture myself in certain situations, or another person’s life or view, I enter a weird, groggy state and can fall asleep pretty quickly.

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