The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for September 23, 2024

vacation in their house while they’re gone

They went to the Wisconsin Dells with their kids, so why bother?

It’s nice to see Leroy and Loretta on the same page, for once—even if it is for selfish reasons!

With your credit score?

On Leroy’s salary, the only foreign destination they can afford to visit is the International House of Pancakes.

“I bet they haven’t been to North Korea.”

are there travel agents still in existence?

Spend $1 trillion. That’ll do it.

Loretta must have gotten Leroy buzzed to get him to agree to spend money on something like a one up manship vacation.

They’re both smiling & he has his arm around her? There’s only one explanation: that ain’t Leroy & Loretta.

They look so happy and affectionate. It’s telling that the rare occasions on which they actually seem to like each other center around some sort of attempt to show up others.

And we want to one-up all our friends on Facebook.

Outer space?

The best they can afford is Dumpwater, FL.

They should go to the state fair. They can play all the games, and ride all the rides. Perhaps the tunnel of love.