Bliss by Harry Bliss for October 04, 2024

Universal problems.

Who left the toilet seat down!?

There’s only two of us in this tree so if it wasn’t you, who do you think it was?

I hate the whole “toilet seat up” complaint. Leaving it down is just as troublesome for those of us who stand. My wife and I solved this by making sure that we both close the entire lid of the toilet every time so we both always know what to expect. It has the added benefit of being more sanitary. Tests show that a lot of that water flies up and out around the bathroom when you flush with the lid up.

Eating acorns while …uhh… using the bathroom?!! Yuck!

Just another day in the life …

They should not be “using a toilet” in the tree they live in, eat in, and/or store their food in. They should be using an “outhouse”.

I told my wife (jokingly of course) we should leave the seat up, and that in these modern times I empower her to lift the seat for me when she is done. That’s when I got The Look.

And they use leaves for TP……as long as they’re not crispy and dried!

Toilet seat?! And just what exactly is it that’s coming out of that maple syrup tap?! And what are those squirrels laughing about?

Was there really any ? as to who the culprit is?

Were retired, just the two of us and 6 animals, but I still answer rhetorical questions all the time. Used to irritate me, but now I just laugh.

But did he flush? Mr My Bad Honey should get back up the tree and finish his business.