Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 20, 2024

Then get the stepladder and acquire the control group.

Try bucking the tree, Marigold!

Wait until Phoebe gets a Bow and Arrow and wants to play William Tell!

Can Marigold remove an apple core that way?

So I guess Unicorn magic would be the exception when it comes to magic being a deterent for a perfect Patty.

The horn came in handy!

Apple bobbing at Halloween?

Unicorn horns were reputed to purify water and de-poison poisoned food, so maybe Phoebe’s right

Sometimes my favorite thing about a comicstrip is the art work.

Core blimey!

Phoebe had two ladders, but they got divorced, and one of them remarried. Now she has a step-ladder.

Of all the strips to rerun, it’s hilarious that this one, which involves a tree and Marigold’s horn getting stuck in a plant, was the one that was picked! It’s quite brilliant, really. (The original strip was published on September 19th, 2021.)

“Can She core a apple?”

“Oh yes, She can core a apple.”

Testing a theory, you need a control group of apples that weren’t poked through by a unicorn horn. Get a ladder.

Apple core!

Baltimore!

Who’s your friend?

“This is my stepladder … I never knew my real ladder!”

It will be brown in a hour and rotten by tomorrow.

Just like they’re touched by The Piemaker.

Pheobe, shield of boringness, nobody will be impressed.