Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 08, 2024

Dr. Spaetzle, finish your coffee?

Fruit Loops in different countries don’t look like U.S. Fruit Loops- no artificial food dyes.

Typical youngster. Overthinks a thing and gets frustrated. Good training for later.

Just wait a few years, kid, until diabetis settles in. I read somewhere that insulin is quite expensive in the US, which makes it even weirder that you use so much more sugar in your stuff than most of the world.

And winter green antacids are great for when the stomach is ailing.

More vegetables and less Tupperware is a great goal. (And should be easier since the Tupperware company went bankrupt last month.)

Ah, preservatives. ‘Better living through chemistry.’

It may take a while, but they will. The US: one of the few countries NOT to regulate ‘food’ content. Thus, the food sacrilege: ‘Cajun’ Spam. What’s next? Pumpkin Spice Spam?BTW: Spam is 71 years old-and doesn’t have a ‘Sell by:’ date!

Fruit Loops and Sugar Pops were my brother’s favorites when we were kids. I was more into corn flakes.

I think Fruit Loops lose their appeal once you become and adult. I’m not quite sure what age that is, but I don’t see many adults buying Fruit Loops for breakfast for themselves. That leaves me wondering if the makers of children’s cereal have noticed and are disturbed at the noticeably dropping birth rates?

Not sick from Froot Loops? Mickey Tettleton must be relieved!

That’s one type of turning. A different kind is when the CIA discovers a foreign agent, they don’t just out him, they try to turn him — into a double agent, pretending to work for our enemies abroad while secretly working for the USA. (Of course, the other guys do that to us, too.)

You will get sick from things eventually.