Tasteful humor!
Are raccoons anything like opossums? They have pretty strong poison resistance…
That’s like the dog poop recognition joke.
Strange. Now it feels like it’s been poisoned, too.
A-yup. I reckon some raccotty-coons jest ain’t so smart as tothers. He were a nice un, though….
The juice has not been poisoned.
BUT YOUR MIND HAS.
It is good that I am immune to poison.
…nah…
…it’s just diet Mountain Dew…
…there’s lead in the water at work…
…safe amounts according to government standards mind you…
…so they decided to give us free sodas…
…so they could also give us free water…
…but if it’s deemed safe…
…I’m using my reusable water bottle and filling up at the fountain…
…all those plastic bottles are just as bad? …
…if not worse…
…right?…
…besides….
…around ten years ago…
…we came home from a weekend away…
…with water pouring out of our front yard…
…it seems our waterline broke away from the water main by the street….
…they dug it up to replace it…
…you guessed it…
…our old waterline was lead…
Unlike some careless people, raccoons tend to wash their food before eating. “An apple a day keeps the doctor away … but not if you forget to wash it!”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 5 hours ago
Tasteful humor!
The Old Wolf about 5 hours ago
Are raccoons anything like opossums? They have pretty strong poison resistance…
tudza Premium Member about 5 hours ago
That’s like the dog poop recognition joke.
Imagine about 4 hours ago
Strange. Now it feels like it’s been poisoned, too.
Sisyphos about 4 hours ago
A-yup. I reckon some raccotty-coons jest ain’t so smart as tothers. He were a nice un, though….
FLIGHT SUIT about 3 hours ago
The juice has not been poisoned.
BUT YOUR MIND HAS.
Jml58 about 3 hours ago
It is good that I am immune to poison.
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 hour ago
…nah…
…it’s just diet Mountain Dew…
…there’s lead in the water at work…
…safe amounts according to government standards mind you…
…so they decided to give us free sodas…
…so they could also give us free water…
…but if it’s deemed safe…
…I’m using my reusable water bottle and filling up at the fountain…
…all those plastic bottles are just as bad? …
…if not worse…
…right?…
…besides….
…around ten years ago…
…we came home from a weekend away…
…with water pouring out of our front yard…
…it seems our waterline broke away from the water main by the street….
…they dug it up to replace it…
…you guessed it…
…our old waterline was lead…
PraiseofFolly 30 minutes ago
Unlike some careless people, raccoons tend to wash their food before eating. “An apple a day keeps the doctor away … but not if you forget to wash it!”