Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 16, 2024

How can anyone be late with Sonic legs?

I know just how you feel, horsie…

Horses have lots of gaits, natural and artificial. But that third one is called “Roadrunner”.

Could be worse. He could be Latte…

better late than never…

Horace is a quarter late horse

Horsie race! Places your bets now!

I googled Quater Horse and came up with this: The American Quarter Horse descends from English and Spanish horses that were imported into the American colonies in the 1600s. These horses were crossed with native breeds, including the Chickasaw horse and the Mustang.

What is Horace a quarter of?

looks like Horace took a job with Space X at one of their satellite offices and is late for work…?

When I lived downtown in Santa Barbara in the 70s, I would often get stopped by people who asked me the time. No matter what I replied, the response was, “Wow”.

Those were the days. It was always Wow O’clock in Santa Barbara.

I’ve heard of “hot to trot”, but this is ridiculous.

Brilliant.