Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 16, 2024

Wedding " Bowels".

It was a lovely cruise…

Well after all we was pay a beeeg fortune for one night in this. Better makes the best use of it eh.

Hey, whatever floats your boat!

“Except for the people in the next room that kept complaining about the noise we were making. … if you know what I mean… heh-heh, wink wink, nudge nudge!”

they saved $ on excursions…

Aren’t a lot of honeymoons that way? Well, maybe not in today’s world.

Imagination pays off. You saved a mint. Well until the divorce filing comes along.

On our wedding night, my wife came out of the bathroom in her nightgown. I was sitting beside the window in the hotel (true story). She said: ”Are you coming to bed?” I replied: “No! My mother said this would be the most beautiful night of my life. I want to stay up to enjoy it.” Funny … not funny!

Just married and they’re already into water sports.

“Swimming”, Snorkeling, and Suds.

Fresh, fun love!

Help me out here if you can. Wasn’t there was an old movie where a Canadian Mounty sings love songs to his bride to be while paddling a canoe? It was probably a movie from the 1930’s.

Well if they ever go up the creek they’ll have a paddle.

All that creative fun………Motel 6!!!!!!!!

It’s the activity, not the location, that makes for a great honeymoon.

It’s all inclusive

Is that the movie with the horrible song “When I’m calling yoooouuuuuuu………..”

After the wedding, they had a wetting.

At least they are practicing safe sex, he’s wearing a life preserver.

HARPHFAHAHAHAHA

Kinky!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Yes, the place is a dive…

He was a man of his word. He had promised to make her wet.

Makes perfect sense considering today’s prices for entertainment.