Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 18, 2024

She adds coven-tree bay leaves

That witch switch will make an ersatz brew.

The mock turtle in Alice in Wonderland was drawn as a calf because that was the main ingredient in mock turtle soup. We now return you to your cartoon…..

Oh yeah? Now you prepares to gets mocked now.

Isn’t it bizarre how vegan people want to have chemically-made products that mimic meat?

Why even bother with vegan witches brew? Yecchhh.

Well, I guess the kids are safe.

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they left out the flavor…

Witch is good.

But do you get visions with all the substitutes. That legendary recipe gave the witches the ability to see the future.

That brew is not worth all the toil and trouble.

Just what the world needs, vegan witches.

This begs the question: What do witches do with a brew when it’s done?

Ha! So it’s basically soybean soup.

Now vegan, that’s scary! Proudly an omnivore for the last 100,000 years or so anyway ! ;-)

Vegan, vegan toils and troubles;

Non-vegan witches burn and caldron bubble …!

They’re really potion the envelope.

Wait, like our politicians, it’s sprinkling Pixie Dust on it’s words.

So it will turn someone into a pog?

I eat my plants that taste like plants. The plants that taste like “meat” are for omnivores who want to feel good about eating veggie based meats once a week.

Vegan Witches Be…Out Of Their Freakin’ Mind!!!

Eye of newt = Mustard seedToe of frog – ButtercupWool of bat = Holly leaves

Was already vegan my b…b…witches