Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 22, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 15 days ago

    She’ll squash his hopes.

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    Imagine  15 days ago

    He will add some pumpkins spice to her life…

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    unfair.de  15 days ago

    That beer will extinguish the candles. Drunks are dimwits.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 15 days ago

    The name’s 0’Lantern…

    … Jack O’Lantern!

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    P51Strega  15 days ago

    Guaranteed safe sex; he’s got a Holloweenie.

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    pat sandy creator 15 days ago

    he’s out of his gourd…

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    markkahler52  15 days ago

    Trick, not Treat….

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    billbeauw1971  15 days ago

    Wearing Freddy’s sweater yet.

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    Kaputnik  15 days ago

    It doesn’t count if it was already lit.

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    ComicLover2 Premium Member 15 days ago

    I like the stripped shirt, reminds me of Fredy Kruger, ready to destroy everything. And consider P 2025, which has an orange stooge for a hand puppet. Old pumpkins are orange on the outside, hollow and rotting on the inside, and must be thrown out in early November.

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    Liberal Troll Premium Member 15 days ago

    Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

    Who’ll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?

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    zeexenon  15 days ago

    Mr. Horseman, you belong across the street in the Sleepy Hollow tavern. (Hessian’s are so stubborn!)

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    waes-hael  15 days ago

    Where the Headless Horseman got his rage…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  15 days ago

    “ Hey, wanna make out?”

    “ How?”

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    lnrokr55  15 days ago

    Looking for MR Good Pumpkin , doesn’t end well ! ;-)

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    zxcar1  15 days ago

    She doesn’t date pumpkinheads? How about Erasureheads—the band? …or Erasurehead—Henry Spencer?

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    Howard'sMyHero  15 days ago

    It usually depends on if the gal can make the guy’s light switch go up or down …!

    ( innuendo’s & innuendon’ts )

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    mistercatworks  15 days ago

    Sorry but they cannot abide your cologne “Old Pumpkin Spice”.

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    brick10  15 days ago

    Is that Clayton in there?

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    eromlig  14 days ago

    Is that Jack Pumpkinhead of Oz?

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    Smeagol  14 days ago

    Get a dog, they’re always happy to see you.

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    darcyandsimon  14 days ago

    Cute!

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    wildlandwaters  14 days ago

    probly drinking that pumpkin spice beer crap to boot!

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    Chris Sherlock  14 days ago

    He’s David S. Pumpkins, and he’s gonna scare the h-e-double l out pf you!

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