Four buddies caught up for coffee many years after high school. Each bragging to the other how successful and wealthy they’ve become.
The first guy said, “See that bank building across the street? I am going to buy it within the next six months.”
The second guy then said, “See that hotel building next to the bank? I am going to buy it within the next month.”
Not wanting to lose out, the third guy quickly said, “See that shopping complex next to the hotel? I am going to buy that next week!”
They then look expectantly at the fourth guy who simply smiled and took one long sip of his coffee before muttering the words, “Sorry guys, but I’m not selling.”
The study “suggests” that it “may…” I’d love to have that job! :D “Ma’am, my professionally written study suggests that your shoes may be ready by next week. 50.- please, here’s your receipt!”
“if my dog doesn’t like you we can’t be together”, said my spouse of 50 plus years when we were dating.1st time in her parents home I sat down, the the dog growled at me…I told the dog “you’re vicious, I know, and I like you anyway”She backed up one giant step, leapt on my lap, curled up and napped for 20 minutes.My wife and I still miss her.
Years ago I went to someones home and before I was let in the lady of the house had 2 BIG German Shepard checked me over, after I was invited in she said that if they don’t approve, a person doesn’t get in …… :)
Maybe because they take steps to avoid the things they worry about. Consider the Y2K bug. Some people say it was a nothingburger, but that ignores all the work done to take care of it.
Leroy 2 months ago
…but which relationship??
oldpine52 2 months ago
Drink enough coffee and you won’t be sitting for a prolonged period.
charliefarmrhere 2 months ago
Cornell wastes money on meaningless studies like that?
Pickled Pete 2 months ago
Topic is Coffee
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Four buddies caught up for coffee many years after high school. Each bragging to the other how successful and wealthy they’ve become.
The first guy said, “See that bank building across the street? I am going to buy it within the next six months.”
The second guy then said, “See that hotel building next to the bank? I am going to buy it within the next month.”
Not wanting to lose out, the third guy quickly said, “See that shopping complex next to the hotel? I am going to buy that next week!”
They then look expectantly at the fourth guy who simply smiled and took one long sip of his coffee before muttering the words, “Sorry guys, but I’m not selling.”
James Wolfenstein 2 months ago
The study “suggests” that it “may…” I’d love to have that job! :D “Ma’am, my professionally written study suggests that your shoes may be ready by next week. 50.- please, here’s your receipt!”
happyinvenice23 2 months ago
If your dog dislikes your partner, you better listen to it!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 2 months ago
It’s that 15% that’s the killer, lol!
Diamonds&Roses Premium Member 2 months ago
Animals in general can be an excellent judge of character (probably more so than most humans).
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 2 months ago
I worry about stuff that is unimportant, drives my crazy.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
Hang on to that 15%, paranoids. Hang on.
tremaine53 2 months ago
“Most things that I worry about never happen, anyway.”— Tom Petty
Nighthawks Premium Member 2 months ago
I don’t want get up…can you get me a cup of coffee?
Kidon Ha-Shomer 2 months ago
“if my dog doesn’t like you we can’t be together”, said my spouse of 50 plus years when we were dating.1st time in her parents home I sat down, the the dog growled at me…I told the dog “you’re vicious, I know, and I like you anyway”She backed up one giant step, leapt on my lap, curled up and napped for 20 minutes.My wife and I still miss her.
The Duke 2 months ago
Now I am worried about that study.
poppacapsmokeblower 2 months ago
“Death from prolonged sitting,” similar to death by prolong lying in a hospital bed, but totally different from death by prolong standing in traffic.
ragsarooni 2 months ago
Quote from Bill Murray: I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs but I TRUST a dog when it doesn’t like a person…..”,’nuff said…..
oakie817 2 months ago
that dog looks like a cat
jecgenovese Premium Member 2 months ago
if you worry about something and it doesn’t happen, doesn’t that prove that worrying works?
moondog42 Premium Member 2 months ago
The relationship thing works for roommates too. I ended up renting a room from a lady because she said I was the first man her dog ever liked
dpatrickryan Premium Member 2 months ago
That’s because you have to get up and pee.
Bilan 2 months ago
What about people that sit around worrying whether or not their date’s pet will like them?
bwswolf 2 months ago
Years ago I went to someones home and before I was let in the lady of the house had 2 BIG German Shepard checked me over, after I was invited in she said that if they don’t approve, a person doesn’t get in …… :)
Stephen Gilberg 2 months ago
Maybe because they take steps to avoid the things they worry about. Consider the Y2K bug. Some people say it was a nothingburger, but that ignores all the work done to take care of it.
6turtle9 2 months ago
A very studious edition of Ripley’s.
Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago
A lady I was dating did not like my dog. She did not get a second date.
jpozenel 2 months ago
I’m sitting at my PC drinking coffee. It’s working so far.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
I could have told you that without Cornell
pbr50138 2 months ago
That’s not true, when someone worries about dying.
Satan Is Happy With Your Progress 2 months ago
lolololo