Actually, l could envision him in that position. He would have been good on either side of the ball. However, Mother Gargoyle, talk about offensive. You are, and probably always were, what was called by guys a “two-bagger”……
When Mommy Dearest is in the first panel I have to steel myself for her inevitable kind and graceful words in the last. Hopefully Brutus doesn’t even acknowledge her presence.
C 17 days ago
Witch she has a lot of experience with
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 17 days ago
Thus spoke lady kindness.
GROG Premium Member 17 days ago
It would take one to know one.
LookingGlass Premium Member 17 days ago
Isn’t it time that Mother Gargoyle got on her “broom” and made a hasty …… EXIT!!!
/SHEESH\
The dude from FL Premium Member 17 days ago
Oh, Hi gramma
Macushlalondra 17 days ago
Well no matter how offensive he is, he has nothing on you, ya old bat!
stillfickled Premium Member 17 days ago
Saw that coming.
nosirrom 17 days ago
Did anyone else notice the mistake in the first panel. There’s a word missing.
DUMMY
s_krumpe 17 days ago
I hope Brutus doesn’t get too defensive about Mother Gargle’s comment
flemmingo 17 days ago
You old battle axe you put the off in offensive. You must have a place you can haunt this time of year?
kucpa Premium Member 17 days ago
Let me show you some of that tackling….
CorkLock 17 days ago
I was thinking she would say “The Tackle Dummy” but she was even more crude. That Brillo Hair of Mother Gargles must require a metal worker’s skill.
pat sandy creator 17 days ago
he was on the practice squad…
ChessPirate 17 days ago
He’d tell her to go haunt a house, but she’s already haunting his…
Robert4170 17 days ago
She’s always offensive.
Chris 17 days ago
who’d he tackle, the ball or the other player. :}
ScottMacAskill 17 days ago
That old bat should be put in a home
bobbyferrel 17 days ago
I was an offensive throwback. Or so my coach said. A real triple threat man. He never knew if I’d stumble, fumble or fall down.
raybarb44 17 days ago
Actually, l could envision him in that position. He would have been good on either side of the ball. However, Mother Gargoyle, talk about offensive. You are, and probably always were, what was called by guys a “two-bagger”……
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 17 days ago
When Mommy Dearest is in the first panel I have to steel myself for her inevitable kind and graceful words in the last. Hopefully Brutus doesn’t even acknowledge her presence.
Skeptical Meg 17 days ago
“I was. And I would repulse the defensive line. I was the most offensive and repulsive member of the squad!”
petermerck 17 days ago
The full name of the position is tackle dummy.
mfrasca 17 days ago
“Actually, he was an offensive right guard.”
“How offensive was he?”
“He was so offensive, they named a deodorant after him!”
bigplayray 17 days ago
Come on Guardians! Beat the Stink Stanky Yankees!
Moonkey Premium Member 17 days ago
If that was said in my childhood home, it would have ended with my dad saying that he hadn’t ever told me that because he didn’t play football.
GumbyDammit223 17 days ago
Doesn’t the old bat have some place to go?
princesshickory Premium Member 17 days ago
Not nearly as offensive as YOU, Mother Gargle.
kathleenhicks62 17 days ago
She gives even grandmothers a bad name. . . . .
Chris Sherlock 17 days ago
Ah! Nothing like a visit from The Wicked Witch of the Midwest!
Strawberry King 17 days ago
Your perfume’s offending me, Ramona.
rhpii 16 days ago
FLAG! 15 yards for taunting.