The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 19, 2024

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    C  17 days ago

    Witch she has a lot of experience with

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 17 days ago

    Thus spoke lady kindness.

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    GROG Premium Member 17 days ago

    It would take one to know one.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 17 days ago

    Isn’t it time that Mother Gargoyle got on her “broom” and made a hasty …… EXIT!!!

    /SHEESH\

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 17 days ago

    Oh, Hi gramma

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    Macushlalondra  17 days ago

    Well no matter how offensive he is, he has nothing on you, ya old bat!

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    stillfickled Premium Member 17 days ago

    Saw that coming.

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    nosirrom  17 days ago

    Did anyone else notice the mistake in the first panel. There’s a word missing.

    DUMMY

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    s_krumpe  17 days ago

    I hope Brutus doesn’t get too defensive about Mother Gargle’s comment

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    flemmingo  17 days ago

    You old battle axe you put the off in offensive. You must have a place you can haunt this time of year?

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    kucpa Premium Member 17 days ago

    Let me show you some of that tackling….

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    CorkLock  17 days ago

    I was thinking she would say “The Tackle Dummy” but she was even more crude. That Brillo Hair of Mother Gargles must require a metal worker’s skill.

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    pat sandy creator 17 days ago

    he was on the practice squad…

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    ChessPirate  17 days ago

    He’d tell her to go haunt a house, but she’s already haunting his

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    Robert4170  17 days ago

    She’s always offensive.

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    Chris  17 days ago

    who’d he tackle, the ball or the other player. :}

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    ScottMacAskill  17 days ago

    That old bat should be put in a home

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    bobbyferrel  17 days ago

    I was an offensive throwback. Or so my coach said. A real triple threat man. He never knew if I’d stumble, fumble or fall down.

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    raybarb44  17 days ago

    Actually, l could envision him in that position. He would have been good on either side of the ball. However, Mother Gargoyle, talk about offensive. You are, and probably always were, what was called by guys a “two-bagger”……

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 17 days ago

    When Mommy Dearest is in the first panel I have to steel myself for her inevitable kind and graceful words in the last. Hopefully Brutus doesn’t even acknowledge her presence.

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    Skeptical Meg  17 days ago

    “I was. And I would repulse the defensive line. I was the most offensive and repulsive member of the squad!”

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    petermerck  17 days ago

    The full name of the position is tackle dummy.

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    mfrasca  17 days ago

    “Actually, he was an offensive right guard.”

    “How offensive was he?”

    “He was so offensive, they named a deodorant after him!”

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    bigplayray  17 days ago

    Come on Guardians! Beat the Stink Stanky Yankees!

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    Moonkey Premium Member 17 days ago

    If that was said in my childhood home, it would have ended with my dad saying that he hadn’t ever told me that because he didn’t play football.

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    GumbyDammit223  17 days ago

    Doesn’t the old bat have some place to go?

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    princesshickory Premium Member 17 days ago

    Not nearly as offensive as YOU, Mother Gargle.

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    kathleenhicks62  17 days ago

    She gives even grandmothers a bad name. . . . .

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    Chris Sherlock  17 days ago

    Ah! Nothing like a visit from The Wicked Witch of the Midwest!

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    Strawberry King  17 days ago

    Your perfume’s offending me, Ramona.

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    rhpii  16 days ago

    FLAG! 15 yards for taunting.

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