Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 13, 2024

Don’t we all.

As well he MIGHT!

Perfection is unachievable. Law of Unforeseen Consequences.

Never look back.

“That’s one up one me” said one woman.

If I didn´t make it, who did?

I’ve always wondered what He did on the eighth day?

There was no need to obsess because all God did was good until he made man and woman and that was very good. Everything was good until we messed it up.

So you passed your misery on to us. Heck of a guy.

And on the eighth day, God created the Marines. Semper Fi!

God getting to use that engineering degree!

“I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.” – Oscar Wilde

Actually, we are God’s middle-school science project.

God made everything and then rested. The He mad woman from the rib of man and since then neither man nor God has rested.

Pretty bad posture for a God.

Regrets, I’ve had a few—okay, maybe a few billion.

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

Alien computer programmers had a lot of bugs to work out. Sadly it seems they left some in.. perhaps deliberately?

Well, You got coffee right, so thank you.

So he worked for six days and rested and… was done? Yet people interpreted that we should “start over again on day 8.” Not fair, I say!

Evolution is the process of trying EVERYTHING differently. As far as we know, that’s the only way that works. It does, however, take hundreds of millions of years.

Shoulda woulda coulda, even the Almighty had second thoughts?

I don’t know which day it was, but God created beavers, whence God dam.

OGD? Obsessive God Disorder…

He could have gone back and made the avocado pit smaller. We’d have never known.

That’s why they streaming channels ! ;-)

“Our God is a neurotic God…”