There was no need to obsess because all God did was good until he made man and woman and that was very good. Everything was good until we messed it up.
Evolution is the process of trying EVERYTHING differently. As far as we know, that’s the only way that works. It does, however, take hundreds of millions of years.
Ratkin Premium Member 3 days ago
Don’t we all.
Concretionist 3 days ago
As well he MIGHT!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 days ago
Perfection is unachievable. Law of Unforeseen Consequences.
The Duke 3 days ago
Never look back.
Jayalexander 3 days ago
“That’s one up one me” said one woman.
Jml58 3 days ago
If I didn´t make it, who did?
blunebottle 3 days ago
I’ve always wondered what He did on the eighth day?
WorkshopGardener Premium Member 3 days ago
There was no need to obsess because all God did was good until he made man and woman and that was very good. Everything was good until we messed it up.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 days ago
So you passed your misery on to us. Heck of a guy.
e.groves 3 days ago
And on the eighth day, God created the Marines. Semper Fi!
jango 3 days ago
God getting to use that engineering degree!
gpjhard 3 days ago
“I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.” – Oscar Wilde
JudyAz 3 days ago
Actually, we are God’s middle-school science project.
bobbyferrel 3 days ago
God made everything and then rested. The He mad woman from the rib of man and since then neither man nor God has rested.
Rev Phnk Ey 3 days ago
Pretty bad posture for a God.
ira.crank 3 days ago
Regrets, I’ve had a few—okay, maybe a few billion.
AZCoyote 3 days ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 days ago
Alien computer programmers had a lot of bugs to work out. Sadly it seems they left some in.. perhaps deliberately?
poppacapsmokeblower 3 days ago
Well, You got coffee right, so thank you.
Skeptical Meg 3 days ago
So he worked for six days and rested and… was done? Yet people interpreted that we should “start over again on day 8.” Not fair, I say!
mistercatworks 3 days ago
Evolution is the process of trying EVERYTHING differently. As far as we know, that’s the only way that works. It does, however, take hundreds of millions of years.
Smeagol 3 days ago
Shoulda woulda coulda, even the Almighty had second thoughts?
gammaguy 3 days ago
I don’t know which day it was, but God created beavers, whence God dam.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member 3 days ago
OGD? Obsessive God Disorder…
kaffekup 3 days ago
He could have gone back and made the avocado pit smaller. We’d have never known.
lnrokr55 about 21 hours ago
That’s why they streaming channels ! ;-)