Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for October 18, 2024

They use to call me Rock until I got soft.

Whatever your top looks like, there’s somebody who will at least appreciate you for your taste.

I was trying to think of sump’n funny to say here, but I just couldn’t think of muffin!

“When I take off my control top baking liner, everything just droops. Ugh.”

Stop wearing Spanx and you won’t have muffin top.

now he’s a dud muffin

Without lots of frosting it’s all just bread.

She’s a snarky coffee cake. (I guess it’s a she.)

After a big shopping, the best I can do is a Little Bites crumb cake.L will tough it out.

Glorified with all that extra sugar

Eyes up here…

Muffin top. Also known as dunlop’s disease. My belly dunlop over my belt.

“Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes.

Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes."

—P. Simon

Ha! You had me at cake.

Wait, is this for real or just made upfor the joke? GOOGLE says it’s okapi day!

Life is too short, bake my day …‼️

( champagne cupcake wishes and weightless dreams )

Hey Dave, Crumbl, Crave and Sweet Relief, according to friends, are the best shoppes for cupcakes in Calgary. You might know of better places.

I’ll have a cupcake please!

Quite alright with corncakes!

Muffin tops are delicious.