B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 24, 2024

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    oldthang  15 days ago

    Touche or not touche—that is the question.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  15 days ago

    “….Oh in that case, no.”

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    blunebottle  15 days ago

    “Come, human, or you will be late.”

    “Late? Late for what?”

    “What is your name, human?”

    “Dent. Arthur Dent.”

    “You will be late, as in the late DentArthurDent. It’s a bit of a threat, you see.”

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    littlejohn Premium Member 15 days ago

    Why are ants always intelligent?

    Because they always have the ANTswer

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    littlejohn Premium Member 15 days ago

    3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?

    Boy-ant-C!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 15 days ago

    I have a business selling foreign ants.

    It’s ImportANT.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 15 days ago

    Why was the baby ant confused?

    Because all his uncles were ants.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 15 days ago

    How can you tell the gender of an ant?

    Drop it in water. If its sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant!

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    Doug K  15 days ago

    Now go back inside and slay your homework.

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    Rasslebear  14 days ago

    “FINISHED!”

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    Gent  14 days ago

    Homework? Ants?

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    Just-me  14 days ago

    When I was a kid, unless it was Friday, there wasn’t any choice about doing homework after I got home from school.

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    rockyridge1977  14 days ago

    …….nothing works like the “mom threat”!!!!!

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    rshive  14 days ago

    A good and solid description.

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    mindjob  14 days ago

    Love the semANTics

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 14 days ago

    Ant Word Salad.

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    AZCoyote  14 days ago

    I think he means finished.

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    zeexenon  14 days ago

    Well, we Finnish ants do it in the outhouse.

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    sincavage05  14 days ago

    Just wait until your mother gets home!

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    Strawberry King  14 days ago

    A “Raid” spray victim. That kind of finished.

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