Touche or not touche—that is the question.
“….Oh in that case, no.”
“Come, human, or you will be late.”
“Late? Late for what?”
“What is your name, human?”
“Dent. Arthur Dent.”
“You will be late, as in the late DentArthurDent. It’s a bit of a threat, you see.”
Why are ants always intelligent?
Because they always have the ANTswer
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
Boy-ant-C!
I have a business selling foreign ants.
It’s ImportANT.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
How can you tell the gender of an ant?
Drop it in water. If its sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant!
Now go back inside and slay your homework.
“FINISHED!”
Homework? Ants?
When I was a kid, unless it was Friday, there wasn’t any choice about doing homework after I got home from school.
…….nothing works like the “mom threat”!!!!!
A good and solid description.
Love the semANTics
Ant Word Salad.
I think he means finished.
Well, we Finnish ants do it in the outhouse.
Just wait until your mother gets home!
A “Raid” spray victim. That kind of finished.
oldthang 15 days ago
Touche or not touche—that is the question.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 15 days ago
“….Oh in that case, no.”
blunebottle 15 days ago
“Come, human, or you will be late.”
“Late? Late for what?”
“What is your name, human?”
“Dent. Arthur Dent.”
“You will be late, as in the late DentArthurDent. It’s a bit of a threat, you see.”
littlejohn Premium Member 15 days ago
Why are ants always intelligent?
Because they always have the ANTswer
littlejohn Premium Member 15 days ago
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
Boy-ant-C!
littlejohn Premium Member 15 days ago
I have a business selling foreign ants.
It’s ImportANT.
littlejohn Premium Member 15 days ago
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
littlejohn Premium Member 15 days ago
How can you tell the gender of an ant?
Drop it in water. If its sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant!
Doug K 15 days ago
Now go back inside and slay your homework.
Rasslebear 14 days ago
“FINISHED!”
Gent 14 days ago
Homework? Ants?
Just-me 14 days ago
When I was a kid, unless it was Friday, there wasn’t any choice about doing homework after I got home from school.
rockyridge1977 14 days ago
…….nothing works like the “mom threat”!!!!!
rshive 14 days ago
A good and solid description.
mindjob 14 days ago
Love the semANTics
Count Olaf Premium Member 14 days ago
Ant Word Salad.
AZCoyote 14 days ago
I think he means finished.
zeexenon 14 days ago
Well, we Finnish ants do it in the outhouse.
sincavage05 14 days ago
Just wait until your mother gets home!
Strawberry King 14 days ago
A “Raid” spray victim. That kind of finished.