Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 21, 2024

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    C  2 months ago

    You’re dead to me

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago

    As long as you keep coffin up the food, that’s all I care about.

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    angelolady Premium Member 2 months ago

    Yes you will.

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    Big Al  2 months ago

    You can Count on it.

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    I had a siamese cat tbat would do that making the most horrid crying in te process, I could have strangled that beast .

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    A Common 'tator  2 months ago

    I’ve placed a step ladder, inside, under the shower-room window, so she can get out… Getting back in is sometimes a problem…

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    Aimless Melissa   2 months ago

    Yes, you will. You know it, the cat knows it, and everyone else knows.

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    phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago

    You will obey the cat’s wishes, or she’ll scratch your wooden coffin until nothing is left of it but sawdust. Which she’s going to do anyway, but now she’ll do it faster.

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    Superhawk  2 months ago

    Isn’t anyone just a wee bit curious as what the cat is doing in the box?

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    cabalonrye  2 months ago

    Cat door the perfect solution.

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    The Orange Mailman  2 months ago

    I saw a meme the other day titled “if Dracula had a cat”. The cat was sleeping in the coffin, and Dracula was sleeping on the floor next to the coffin.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Kittys is loooves boxes.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Say them vampy boxes is full of soil. Maybe kitty theenks it a big litter box eh.

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    njchris  2 months ago

    Betcha the vampire’s name is Schrödinger

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    Econ01  2 months ago

    Clearly a take on Shrodinger’s (sp?) cat, only to add another layer, the other occupant is undead.

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    dflak  2 months ago

    We’ve all heard of Schrödinger’s cat which is in a box and is either dead or alive but you don’t know until you open the box.

    What is less known is Schrödinger’s door in which we don’t know which side of the door the cat is on, but we do know it wants to be on the other side.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    Especially during the day.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  2 months ago

    Just let nature stake its course?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Plus he keeps coffin up hairballs.

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    bobbyferrel  2 months ago

    Is that a vampcat?

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    Soon, the coffin cat-flap will be invented just for this niche market.

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    lnrokr55  2 months ago

    Awesomely cool, Draculas Cat ! ;-)

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    Smeagol  2 months ago

    I tried to watch a show on Netflix that had vampires walking around during the day, what happened to them that they can walk when the sun is out? Sunscreen SPF 100^10?

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    HisTyness  2 months ago

    Except that we all know he will.

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