That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 15, 2024

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 21 days ago

    “Ma’am, I’m just trying to tell you that you are now stepping in a pile of dog poo.”

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    Bilan  21 days ago

    “You’re trying to woo me with this pathetic mansion? Why, my summer home is larger than this.”

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    franksmin  21 days ago

    I once came home with two black eyes. My wife asked me “How did you get your right eye black?”. I answered “Well when I was sitting on the bus I saw a lady standing in front of me with her skirt wedged up her crack, so being a gentleman I reached forward and pulled it out. Wham!” Oh, so how did you get your left eye black?" she asked. Well I said “I thought she must have liked it that way, so I tucked in back in for her”. WHACK!

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    Jayalexander  21 days ago

    Was that pudddle there before?

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    Solstice*1947  21 days ago

    /// She dismisses this love smitten man

    with her back and a wave of her fan.

    Gifts he’d offered before

    now lay, spurned, on the floor.

    In the “race for her heart”— also ran.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  21 days ago

    Rule #37 of romance: Never attempt to woo a woman when you’re wearing her stockings.

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    Call me Ishmael  21 days ago

    He’s going to need more muscle/

    If he’s going to bust through that bustle/

    For his blood, though it’s blue/

    Is pallid of hue /

    And deficient in red corpuscle.

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    Slowly, he turned...  21 days ago

    It took a while to get all that out!

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    chaosed2  21 days ago

    I like big butts and I cannot lie

    You other brothers can’t deny

    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

    And a round thing in your face, you get sprung

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    Call me Ishmael  21 days ago

    The Couple was matched by computer/

    so he does seem a suitable suitor/

    but he’s foppishly dressed/

    and she isn’t impressed/

    for in person his gender is neuter.

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    wincoach Premium Member 21 days ago

    WHY SIR, I never allow a butt pat on the first date. I must now sick my spaniel on you!

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    aerotica69  21 days ago

    “Begone, knave, or I shall command my annoying little rat-dog to nip at your heels and yap you into insanity. Come to think of it, just take the wretched beast with you.

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    el_eye  21 days ago

    Dog to the rescue.

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    Another Take  21 days ago

    Between their choice of running apparel and their inability to coordinate the baton handoff, the Duke and Duchess never stood a chance in the Royal Relay Race.

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    Call me Ishmael  21 days ago

    She rejects him- and one can see why:/

    His pantaloons end at mid-thigh./

    And his ornate chapeau/

    Is sufficient to show/

    That he’d rather be courting a guy..

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    Call me Ishmael  21 days ago

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that..

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 21 days ago

    They couldn’t sit down with those things. Did it have a stool built in? I suppose all those corset straps helped with dragging the stool around.

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    mokspr Premium Member 21 days ago

    I wondered who was “clapping” when she entered the room…

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    fritzoid Premium Member 21 days ago

    Note That the Negative Space Separating the Man and the Woman Forms Only an Imperfect Silhouette of the South American Continent. Sadly, the “Geography in Oils” Curriculum Failed to Engage 19th Century British Schoolboys, and Learning Was Destined to Remain ‘No Fun’ Until the Debut of ABC’s “Schoolhouse Rock” More Than a Century Later

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 21 days ago

    My dear lovely lady, I must admit I would pay to see what makes your bustle sway so….

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 21 days ago

    “Come back when you’re wearing long pants, sonny.”

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    mistercatworks  21 days ago

    “You were clearly trying to hustle my bustle.”

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    Call me Ishmael  21 days ago

    He’s chic in his velvet drawers/

    But her ladyship blithely ignores/

    With a flick of her fan/

    One helluva man:/

    In that outfit he seldom “scores”..

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    mabrndt Premium Member 21 days ago

    The Reluctant Courtship

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:Paintings of people with dogs" Wikimedia 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Andrews, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. 

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3391 (October 14, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I’ve added a comment there pointing to the sparse info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, first work by him used here.

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    6turtle9  21 days ago

    Sir Reginald was having little luck recruiting anyone into his Fan Club.

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    d1234dick Premium Member 20 days ago

    must be hot in Vienna, hes not wearing leggings and she is off-gassing vile Oder under that dress. such as olden times work.

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    fritzoid Premium Member 20 days ago

    “You Overreach Yourself, Squire Mix-A-Lot, I Cannot Marry You. I Will Wed a Knight of the Realm, or Remain as I Am.”

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 20 days ago

    Miss? I can’t afford to pay to get into the Museum. With all that space – I was hoping you could sneak me in?

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    markkahler52  20 days ago

    Let us repair to a room, where your hand thus meet its doom! (Ok, it’s not Solstice poetry, but it checks out..)

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