Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 01, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  2 months ago

    Small: ā€œOldenā€ gloves. Large: Cut & ā€œpasteā€.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 2 months ago

    Thereā€™s trouble at the mill, and old Monty Python sketch.

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    Superfrog  2 months ago

    They look determined to stick to the plan.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Come together, right now, over me.

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    Pickled Pete  2 months ago

    They are in a union..

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    bobpeters61  2 months ago

    Uh, weā€™re gonna need more acetone.

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    Canā€™t beat crazyā€¦

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    1. Old school anesthesiologists.

    2. The team that sticks togetherā€¦ sticks together!

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    pat sandy creator 2 months ago

    sticky businessā€¦

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    Egrayjames  2 months ago

    Panel 1ā€¦..Heā€™s going to need a plastic surgeon.

    Panel 2ā€¦.Theyā€™re also going to need a surgeon.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 2 months ago

    They must stop the Kragle

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 2 months ago

    This little/big get-together has been brought to you by Elmer the Gorilla.

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    Really ā€¦ an accident? Are you really going to stick to that story?

    Thatā€™s crazy. Then again ā€¦ they always seem to stick together.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Round one of the surgeons sparring sessionā€¦

    All together now, all together nowā€¦.hey stop trying to get away. Youā€™re hurting meā€¦.

    Iā€™ve heard of stuck on you but this is ridiculous! ā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļø

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    Chris  2 months ago

    what are they gonna do, shrink down and beat it up inside himā€¦ or are they gonna beat him up to stop something.

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    Chris  2 months ago

    Ha, theyā€™re gonna need some help alright. :D

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    rockyridge1977  2 months ago

    Donā€™t forget to ā€™scrub up"ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦Chemical action!!!!!!!

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    jessewylie  2 months ago

    Thatā€™s funny!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Caption 1: His best incision is the uppercut.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Caption 2: Of human bondage.

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    wirepunchr  2 months ago

    Panel 2: Itā€™s their story and theyā€™re sticking to it.

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    fgerbil46  2 months ago

    ROFLMAO! These are really good today! :-)

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    parkerinthehouse  2 months ago

    HARFPH!!!!

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 2 months ago

    If there had been an accident at the plant, wouldnā€™t he be saying, ā€œmuph meephen meph?ā€

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Large: And thought they were just trying to stick together as one cohesive unit.

    Iā€™m hearing Lionel Ritchie singing stuck on you.

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    ShovelyJoe Premium Member 2 months ago

    Laughed out loud at the second one. Mikeā€™s hilarious.

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    davewhamond creator 2 months ago

    We have a bit of a sticky situation hereā€¦

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    dalemcginnis  2 months ago

    ray stevens stuck on youuched his ear and thatā€™s where my hand stayedAnd he lit out a-yelping, dragging the cat and me

    Well, running through the house we knocked the bird cage downAnd the parakeet got loose and was flying all aroundAnd finally landed and stuck to the top of my headAnd I was tryinā€™ to be careful, but I just wasnā€™t ableAnd we stuckinā€™ to ashtrays, lamps anā€™ tables And I was wishinā€™ that I had bought a roll of Duct Tape instead

    Well I finally fell exhausted into a chairAnd then you came in and found me there with the bird on my headAnd my hand on the dog and the cat stuck to my kneeAnd you said the scene looked heaven sent That I looked like a man perfectly content A regular St. Francis of Assisi

    Yeah, and before I could stop you, you laid a big kiss on me Now Honey, Iā€™m stuck on you, yes Iā€™m stuck on youIā€™m stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue Everything has stuck on me and now Iā€™m stuck on you

    Well I got to thinkinā€™, sittinā€™ there that dayHow did they make that stuff anywayI mean there must be workers stuck all over the factoryI bet thereā€™s shoes on the floors and shirts on the wallsAnd hats on the ceilings up and down the hallsWhy, just gettinā€™ this stuff in the tube must be a miracle to see

    Now, if we could ever make it to the phone And get the paramedics out to our home Maybe they could surgically remove you and the dog and the cat and the parakeetAnd as soon as weā€™re all healed up enough Weā€™re gonna sneak into the plant where they make that stuffAnd for revenge weā€™re gonna put Instant Wonder Glue on all their toilet seatsā€¦. Hee-Her-Hee-Hee-Hee

    Until then Iā€™m stuck on you, yes Iā€™m stuck on youIā€™m stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder GlueEverything has stuck on me and now Iā€™m stuck on you

    Ohhh, Iā€™m stuck on you, yes Iā€™m stuck on youIā€™m stuck to the

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    Buoy  2 months ago

    The last thing you want to see when they are counting you down is surgeons wearing boxing gloves, but at least they arenā€™t also holding scalpels.

    They all became friends working there, but now theyā€™re even closer.

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    ā€œexcuse us, maā€™am, but you donā€™t happen to have some acetone on hand by any chance? Lots and lots of acetone??ā€

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    when you work together as a team itā€™s important to bondā€¦

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    crazeekatlady  2 months ago

    I am forever sticking my fingers together with super glue. Every time I use it. Unsupervised or supervised.

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    Tried a group hug and just got a little too glued on one anotherā€¦hey, it happensā€¦

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    Get the guys in panel One to give you a handā€¦or a glove..

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