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ray stevens stuck on youuched his ear and thatās where my hand stayedAnd he lit out a-yelping, dragging the cat and me
Well, running through the house we knocked the bird cage downAnd the parakeet got loose and was flying all aroundAnd finally landed and stuck to the top of my headAnd I was tryinā to be careful, but I just wasnāt ableAnd we stuckinā to ashtrays, lamps anā tables And I was wishinā that I had bought a roll of Duct Tape instead
Well I finally fell exhausted into a chairAnd then you came in and found me there with the bird on my headAnd my hand on the dog and the cat stuck to my kneeAnd you said the scene looked heaven sent That I looked like a man perfectly content A regular St. Francis of Assisi
Yeah, and before I could stop you, you laid a big kiss on me Now Honey, Iām stuck on you, yes Iām stuck on youIām stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue Everything has stuck on me and now Iām stuck on you
Well I got to thinkinā, sittinā there that dayHow did they make that stuff anywayI mean there must be workers stuck all over the factoryI bet thereās shoes on the floors and shirts on the wallsAnd hats on the ceilings up and down the hallsWhy, just gettinā this stuff in the tube must be a miracle to see
Now, if we could ever make it to the phone And get the paramedics out to our home Maybe they could surgically remove you and the dog and the cat and the parakeetAnd as soon as weāre all healed up enough Weāre gonna sneak into the plant where they make that stuffAnd for revenge weāre gonna put Instant Wonder Glue on all their toilet seatsā¦. Hee-Her-Hee-Hee-Hee
Until then Iām stuck on you, yes Iām stuck on youIām stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder GlueEverything has stuck on me and now Iām stuck on you
Ohhh, Iām stuck on you, yes Iām stuck on youIām stuck to the
SHAKEDOWNCITY 2 months ago
Small: āOldenā gloves. Large: Cut & āpasteā.
MeanBob Premium Member 2 months ago
Thereās trouble at the mill, and old Monty Python sketch.
Superfrog 2 months ago
They look determined to stick to the plan.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago
Come together, right now, over me.
Pickled Pete 2 months ago
They are in a union..
bobpeters61 2 months ago
Uh, weāre gonna need more acetone.
Imagine 2 months ago
Canāt beat crazyā¦
Dobie Premium Member 2 months ago
1. Old school anesthesiologists.
2. The team that sticks togetherā¦ sticks together!
pat sandy creator 2 months ago
sticky businessā¦
Egrayjames 2 months ago
Panel 1ā¦..Heās going to need a plastic surgeon.
Panel 2ā¦.Theyāre also going to need a surgeon.
[Traveler] Premium Member 2 months ago
They must stop the Kragle
Gameguy49 Premium Member 2 months ago
This little/big get-together has been brought to you by Elmer the Gorilla.
Doug K 2 months ago
Really ā¦ an accident? Are you really going to stick to that story?
Thatās crazy. Then again ā¦ they always seem to stick together.
Zebrastripes 2 months ago
Round one of the surgeons sparring sessionā¦
All together now, all together nowā¦.hey stop trying to get away. Youāre hurting meā¦.
Iāve heard of stuck on you but this is ridiculous! āŗļøāŗļøāŗļø
Chris 2 months ago
what are they gonna do, shrink down and beat it up inside himā¦ or are they gonna beat him up to stop something.
Chris 2 months ago
Ha, theyāre gonna need some help alright. :D
rockyridge1977 2 months ago
Donāt forget to āscrub up"ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦Chemical action!!!!!!!
jessewylie 2 months ago
Thatās funny!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
Caption 1: His best incision is the uppercut.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
Caption 2: Of human bondage.
wirepunchr 2 months ago
Panel 2: Itās their story and theyāre sticking to it.
fgerbil46 2 months ago
ROFLMAO! These are really good today! :-)
parkerinthehouse 2 months ago
HARFPH!!!!
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 2 months ago
If there had been an accident at the plant, wouldnāt he be saying, āmuph meephen meph?ā
cuzinron47 2 months ago
Large: And thought they were just trying to stick together as one cohesive unit.
Iām hearing Lionel Ritchie singing stuck on you.
ShovelyJoe Premium Member 2 months ago
Laughed out loud at the second one. Mikeās hilarious.
davewhamond creator 2 months ago
We have a bit of a sticky situation hereā¦
dalemcginnis 2 months ago
ray stevens stuck on youuched his ear and thatās where my hand stayedAnd he lit out a-yelping, dragging the cat and me
Well, running through the house we knocked the bird cage downAnd the parakeet got loose and was flying all aroundAnd finally landed and stuck to the top of my headAnd I was tryinā to be careful, but I just wasnāt ableAnd we stuckinā to ashtrays, lamps anā tables And I was wishinā that I had bought a roll of Duct Tape instead
Well I finally fell exhausted into a chairAnd then you came in and found me there with the bird on my headAnd my hand on the dog and the cat stuck to my kneeAnd you said the scene looked heaven sent That I looked like a man perfectly content A regular St. Francis of Assisi
Yeah, and before I could stop you, you laid a big kiss on me Now Honey, Iām stuck on you, yes Iām stuck on youIām stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue Everything has stuck on me and now Iām stuck on you
Well I got to thinkinā, sittinā there that dayHow did they make that stuff anywayI mean there must be workers stuck all over the factoryI bet thereās shoes on the floors and shirts on the wallsAnd hats on the ceilings up and down the hallsWhy, just gettinā this stuff in the tube must be a miracle to see
Now, if we could ever make it to the phone And get the paramedics out to our home Maybe they could surgically remove you and the dog and the cat and the parakeetAnd as soon as weāre all healed up enough Weāre gonna sneak into the plant where they make that stuffAnd for revenge weāre gonna put Instant Wonder Glue on all their toilet seatsā¦. Hee-Her-Hee-Hee-Hee
Until then Iām stuck on you, yes Iām stuck on youIām stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder GlueEverything has stuck on me and now Iām stuck on you
Ohhh, Iām stuck on you, yes Iām stuck on youIām stuck to the
Buoy 2 months ago
The last thing you want to see when they are counting you down is surgeons wearing boxing gloves, but at least they arenāt also holding scalpels.
They all became friends working there, but now theyāre even closer.
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
āexcuse us, maāam, but you donāt happen to have some acetone on hand by any chance? Lots and lots of acetone??ā
gopher gofer 2 months ago
when you work together as a team itās important to bondā¦
crazeekatlady 2 months ago
I am forever sticking my fingers together with super glue. Every time I use it. Unsupervised or supervised.
markkahler52 2 months ago
Tried a group hug and just got a little too glued on one anotherā¦hey, it happensā¦
markkahler52 2 months ago
Get the guys in panel One to give you a handā¦or a glove..