Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 02, 2024

explosion in 3-2-1…

Good grief, Flo! Why’d you have to bring HIM along?? You know the evening will be a disaster—especially when non-alcoholic ale is served!

man …. this gonna escalate quickly …

I’m surprised Andy didn’t bring his own. And what do you wanna bet they don’t make it to dinner.

His opinion you will get, can’t wait until tomorrow

Will this be a “continued tomorrow”?

Rolling on the floor grabbing his throat, yelling I’ve been poisoned.

It’s going to be a rather short evening.

I’m no magician, but I can already hear coughing and a glass thrown on the floor.

Just don’t TELL Andy it’s not booze. Unless you’re a former drinker, bragging – sheesh!

You be OK if Andy doesn’t hit people wearing glasses.

Years ago, a workmate invited me over for a beer … his homemade beer.I took a couple of sips and proclaimed that it had a very nice cider taste. He almost threw me out. Apparently that is indicative of a bad brew .. who knew?

Non-alcohol drinks are just punch by another name

Trouble brewing…

Safer giving him milk Bub than no such drink as non-alcoholic ale. Non-alcoholic Yes – Ale NO. Like saying non-alcoholic BEER, non-alcoholic WINE or non-alcoholic LIQUOR. I’m guessing Constable Alan will be working a fight soon.

And Flo will have a Shandy.

How does one make non-alcoholic beer? I would think it would be difficult for a home brewer.

“The truth, you can’t handle the truth!”

I’m sure he’ll be thrilled to no end.

This does not bode well.

This is cruelty to us readers, to leave us hanging like this. But then they are protecting us from the foul language that’s about to ensue.

Is this a follow up to “Frank and Ernest” of foreshadowing for Calvin in “Calvin and Hobbes”? Dilly! Dilly!

His home brew might be delicious but Andy is looking for the buzz he gets from driving alcoholic ale, so it will be an evening breaker!!

Nonalcoholic ale is for nonalcoholics!

“Elderflower”? What the h**l is that?

Drinking NA beer is like kissing your sister. Sure, in the beginning it seems OK, but it goes downhill fast.

This shows how well we all know Andy—EVERYONE knows how this situation is going to end!

that will be fun…

When Lucy hid Linus’ blanket, and Charlie Brown offered a substitute, Linus asked “Would you give a starving dog a rubber bone?”

Andy’s opinion will not be phrased so eloquently…..

Lost me with non-alcoholic.

Non-alcoholic beverages. Why? Glutton for punishment you are.

Better get out the mop so you wipe the floor when he spits it out.

Boy, is he in for a nasty surprise!

Spraying it across the room should count as a one star review.

You won’t after he gives it to you.

Does the word “raspberry” mean anything to that gentleman?