Pickles by Brian Crane for November 05, 2024

A harpy, shrew and shrew

Maybe he’s looking for ways for HER sagging parts to improve.

He is a maaaaaan of constant sorrow..

Next step ; Soggy Bottom Boys. !

While knowing that she was just kidding can help … there is often “truth in jest” (kidding) … the truth in it can still hurt.

Opal is soooo affectionate.

Awwwwww

Maybe Earl needs a corset? A PADDED corset?

Good Brother Where Art Thou reference.

I guess that’s better than a soggy bottom boy.

Saggy Bottom Man, a great name for a new Country song!

The guy is so lazy, I think that’s the most exercise he’ll ever do…..LOOKING at exercises

And what’s sagging on her?

The Soggy Bottom Boys were in the movie ‘Oh brother, where art thou’. Love the reference to a great movie!

Alan on 2 and half men taught Charlies fiancee the butt tightening exercise mail box open mail box closed. but… a mail box has things going out and going in..

move over George M,…“I’m a saggy bottom dandy/I’m a saggy bottom guy/ A real od gent losing muscle mass/and I don’t even know why..”

O, brother . . .

Apologies to Queen:

Saggy bottomed Earl

You make the rockin’ world go ’round

It’s going to hit the fan when Earl calls Opal his ‘saggy-breasted wife’.

Oh (Saggy) Brother Where art Thou?

If I was Earl – I’d just go back to bed and wait for time to pass.

Stop lying,opal….u ain’t loved earl since forever!

The song that Earl should sing to Opal the next time she drags him to the fabric store:

Are you gonna take me home tonight?

Oh, down beside that red firelight

Are you gonna let it all hang out?

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rocking chair’ world go ’round

Hey, I was just a skinny lad

Never knew no good from bad

But I knew life before I left my nursery, huh

Left alone with big fat Fanny

She was such a naughty nanny

Hey, big woman

You made a bad boy out of me

Hey, hey

I’ve been singing with my band

Cross the water, across the land

I’ve seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey

But their beauty and their style

Went kind of smooth after a while

Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Come on

Oh, won’t you take me home tonight?

Oh, down beside your red firelight

Oh, and you give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rocking chair world go ’round

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rocking chair world go ’round

Hey, listen here

Now, I got mortgages on homes

I got stiffness in my bones

Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you

Oh, but I still get my pleasure

Still got my greatest treasure

Hey, big woman, you gonna make a big man of me

Now get this

Oh, down beside that red firelight

Are you gonna let it all hang out?

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rocking chair world go ’round (yeah)

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rocking chair world go ’round

Get on your bikes and ride

Ooh, yeah

Oh yeah

Them fat bottomed girls

(Fat bottomed girls)

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Alright, ride ’em cowboy

Fat bottomed girls

Yes, yes

Oh for God sake……

not helping

What women see in a s s es, I’ll never understand.

I feel Earl’s pain, I knew I lost my nice butt when guys stopped commenting on it

He probably should keep it to himself, but I’m sure Earl feels that he would rather have the saggy behind him, than to have saggy right up front.

Oy! Why did Earl listen to her!

Contrary to what most men believe, women DO look at men’s buttocks.

Funny.

What about your own!

Earl’s gonna be “In constant sorrow.”

Soggy bottom boys from “Brother where art thou”?