Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 08, 2024

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    BasilBruce  about 1 month ago

    His answer: Turn around.

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    parforden  about 1 month ago

    Pig must have got some cardio. He looks thinner in the last panel. Good on you, pig.

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    GreasyOldTam  about 1 month ago

    If he did turn his life around, he’d be unemployable in this strip. Not sure where else he could go. Maybe be Hobb’s tiger food?

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    Sanspareil  about 1 month ago

    If he did turn his life around he maybe would be bnuoɿɒ ɘʇil.

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    orinoco womble  about 1 month ago

    Free advice is usually worth what you paid for it.

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    Imagine  about 1 month ago

    To turn your life around, go in the other direction.

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    shanen0  about 1 month ago

    Lives don’t turn around very often. The usual trend is up for a while, then gradually downhill to death. Major variation is early death so the gradual decline becomes a cliff.

    In this election week, it might be interesting to compare people to nations as regards change. Or maybe even some research to find out how many women were unwilling or afraid to vote against their spouses? Or worse? Pretty sure the “wise @ss” wouldn’t touch that topic with a long pole.

    (Funny that the comment system complained about a word from the comic. Got me to reread to make sure my quote was accurate.)

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    iggyman  about 1 month ago

    Never too late to improve yourself, Pig!

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    MayCauseBurns  about 1 month ago

    One word of advice: Plastics.

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    davidob  about 1 month ago

    From the “Tales of Hoffman”.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    so the exercise was a first step in turning your life around! You go, Pig!

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    win.45mag  about 1 month ago

    The only way pig will change his life is when he’s in my fryin’ pan and oven !

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    Foob  about 1 month ago

    That’s not advice. That’s a prediction.

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    William North Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I think the Wise A** is my fav character. Well, I always especially enjoy the ones where Pastis shows up too. Edit: OMG, the comment software wouldn’t allow the name of the character!!

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    juicebruce  about 1 month ago

    Pig now ask Larry Croc the same question ;-)

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    You aren’t allowed to type the word “a s s”. The software sees that and blocks it. In the cartoon, the “word” is just a graphic, not actual letters, so it isn’t blocked. Makes sense to me, anyway…

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    markkahler52  about 1 month ago

    Good Cardio…yes, there is that…

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    Gent  about 1 month ago

    Notheengs is gets solved by just a One Weird Treeck Pig.

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    minty_Joe  about 1 month ago

    “Change is inevitable; except from a vending machine.”

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 month ago

    Ouch, Pig. At least you’re still as optimistic as ever.

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    Ellis97  about 1 month ago

    So, stop asking the donkey for advice?

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 1 month ago

    Search for truth inside the mountain that is yourself.

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    wirepunchr  about 1 month ago

    The wisea$s can tell the truth: “All around a pigs a$$ is pork!”

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    Havel  about 1 month ago

    Just do the “Hokey Pokey”.

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    txmystic  about 1 month ago

    Gurus often speak vaguely so the querent will reach the conclusion by thinking about what was meant…Cardio can indeed turn one’s life around, especially if one is as dedicated to eating cheese as Pig is…

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    Holden Awn  about 1 month ago

    Stop waiting at the airport for your ship to come in.

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    B UTTONS  about 1 month ago

    Hey Rat, Great Wise A.ss said you should climb up and ask the question once a day.

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    rshive  about 1 month ago

    Once again, the Wise A$$ demonstrates his wiseness.

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    Kurtass  about 1 month ago

    That isn’t a hill, it is a pile of….

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    mindjob  about 1 month ago

    It’s hard to turn around when you’re face down in the gutter

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    DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Yeah, I know better than to click on those “Try this one quick trick to…” clickbait items.

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    zeexenon  about 1 month ago

    I wonder if that huge hamburger chain has mixed in wise a s s yet, like that horse meat trick.

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    wongo  about 1 month ago

    Do you think it strange that the comic sensors won’t allow a** or hel* but the comics say it all the time?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 month ago

    Wisdom isn’t that hard to find. We just need to listen for it.

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    Bilan  about 1 month ago

    If he made a U-turn to get down the hill, he did turn his life around.

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    Buoy  about 1 month ago

    Silver bullets only work on werewolf’s. Werepig’s I’m not so sure about.

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    sheashea  about 1 month ago

    Now that’s funny!

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    jbruins84341  about 1 month ago

    Sad but true.

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    Keno21  about 1 month ago

    ‘Never expect a simple solution to a complex problem’

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