Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 07, 2024

It’s a blast.

He’s gonna take it slow for a while.

feels bombastic

The time went by fast.

It would feel better if he had worn a helmet.

Sorry, I can’t talk right now, I’ve got a net to catch!!!

Tooslow, I’m bored

Should have worn a helmet.

Is his retirement home in Cannon Beach, Oregon?

Next he will do a cross country car race

“Maybe now I can begin my second career as a 1964 Buick grill.”

They had to cancel the act; they just couldn’t find anyone of the same caliber!

He can’t hears you. Speaks louder.

I know they use a spring, not gunpowder, but did they ever really use gunpowder? Choose the wadding carefully.

Told you to wear the crash helmet dummy.

Guess he got tired of people lighting a fire under his as$

It’s amazing that he made it to retirement. Today, everyone goes to Youtube and the like for their stupid human tricks.

Finally! He’s been up in the air about retiring for years.

Relieved ??? ;-)

He didn’t retire, he was fired.

Can he still feel anything?

Oh, shoot! Don’t ask me that.

It will probably be hard to find another man of that caliber.

Mouth opening

He had to retire. He was completely shot.

3 shows a day, 7 days a week, for 40 years with 2 weeks vacation per year equals 42,000 firings and landings! Ouch!

Stand clear if he looks like he has to fart.

Love that face!