Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 05, 2024

Heisman vote?

“Vote for the sake of voting!” is a lame message.

I’m Canadian, quit trying to get me to commit a crime!

Amen to today’s strip. Whoever your preferred candidates might be, vote for them. On Friday I did something I’ve never done before — put up a yard sign. Won’t tell you for whom, important thing is to PARTICIPATE. Volunteer, donate, talk with family and friends RESPECTFULLY. At least vote.

As a United States CITIZEN, do your civic duty and exercise your right to vote.

Vote early. Vote often.

I wasn’t aware that today was election day. Keir Starmer won back in July.

Vote Squidward.

Henry takes another day off. Veteran’s day is next.

I wonder how many people who planned to sit this one out read this strip today and went, “By golly! Gil’s right! I should vote!”

Boy, am I relieved! There are four of them. In Milford, one in two disagrees. We don’t have to worry about them deciding the election. They’ll cancel each other out!!

I get why Gil is making direct eye contact with us (he’s talking to YOU), but that guy next to him is kinda creeping me out.

Martinez peeping at Gil’s ballot?

P1- Tays votes on the amendment to extend adult entertainment establishment hours from 2 to 4 am.

steve bannon declares the guy on far right just snuck over the border

I’m top prime cut of meat, I’m your choice

I wanna be elected

I’m your yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce

I wanna be elected

Kids want a savior, they don’t need a fake

I wanna be elected

We’re all gonna rock to the rules that I make

I wanna be elected

Gil is voting for the candidate of color.

Orange Man

I would like to vote for someone who can actually draw….

And in case you didn’t see it before…

From Jim Wright:

Elon Musk in charge of the economy…

RFK Jr in managing your healthcare…

Mike Flynn commanding your military…

Charlie Kirk, Tucker Carlson, Steve Bannon, and the dead rotting corpse of Rush Limbaugh are the moral conscience of your America…

Stephen Miller decides your political ideology…

Laura Loomer is the voice and face of your nation…

Chief Justice Canon presides over a Supreme Court made up entirely of Trump appointees…

JD Vance in charge of reining in Trump’s worst impulses…

You have no healthcare, no Social Security, no civil rights, no jobs, no savings, no food, no home, no education, and no hope

Sound’s good, right?

No?

Well, then you better show up.

Funny looking urinals in that restroom.

Are the ratings still up?

How come Tays and Cami get lower privacy shields than Gil and Luke? Is it because they’re lower on the coaching chain? And speaking of lower, you just have to look a little lower to find the link to today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/11/05/second-most-important-vote/

And remember, if you don’t vote you can’t complain!!