Garfield by Jim Davis for December 06, 2024

Imagine Garfield eating Kalteen Bars

Garfield, you’re such a tattletale.

That… is technically… a valid way to rephrase what Jon said.

is this a Undertale reference/just kidding

bad kitty

Liz looks like a million dollars, not as impressive as it was 10 years ago.

A little bit gossip I see.

With friends like that ….

Jon says “you look like a million dollars. After taxes”.

Garfield has a bright future working in the MSM.

Garfield – sowing discord for 50 years.

I’m reminded of once telling a dear female friend of mine, when she was feeling down about her appearance, “You don’t look that bad”.

Luckily we were good enough friends she just smiled and said “Friendly advice, never say that to a girl”

Ewww that sweater Liz…

That’s just like Garfield to rephrase what Jon said as an excuse to insult Liz.

Complimenting some women is like flirting with disaster. You might never anticipate the response.

Garfield messes around with his telepathic translation.

Maybe it could be the sweater

oooooh… gossip!

The sweater looks like an Undertale reference.

(senses a misinterpretation in this cartoon)

That’s NOT what he said, Garfield!

A woman told Yogi Berra that he was looking pretty cool. He told her she didn’t look so hot herself.

Aaaand now we know why they never married.

Garfield, don’t do Jon any favors… bad kitten!

Jon should celebrate with one of his mismatched outfits.

The “message” was “lost in translation”.

Do not trust the words of a cat who has his own selfish interests.

A improvement from what he said yesterday.

Garfield! When did you take a job at the NY Times?

Gee thanks Garfield !

Good one, I’ll try it on our cat

Garfield Arbuckle!! That is NOT what Jon said !!

this is a good example of “lost in translation”

Have her years as a Vet given her the ability to read cat facial expressions?

All in the phrasing.

“When I look at you, time stands still.”

VERSUS

“Your face would stop a two week clock.”

Why does Liz look shocked? She can’t know what Garfield thinks.

Jon: That’s not what I said!

OK, now that that is out of the way, we need to talk about your sweater….

Jon did not mean it that way garfield

with pets like garfield, you don’t need ennemies

good one Garfield

Ignore him Liz. Garfield is just being a jerk.