Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 16, 2024

No matter what, let us have a beer.

I like beer! Do you like beer?

Recent events begin to make a quality scotch look good, and I don’t even drink wine.

If you’re a Bears fan you’ll need a case of beer tomorrow.

Just each go grab each other a beer, already.

Why stop at one?!

If you are a NY Jets fan, it’s: “My team is playing. I NEED more than one need!”

I don’t care who wins, and that calls for a beer.

I think that I shall never hear

A poem lovely as a beer.

A big tall beer with lots of foam

Just like I used to get at home.

Poems are made by fools, I hear.

But only Schlitz could make a beer.

Living or dying in another’s glory is rather pathetic.

Alcoholics lying to themselves.

While the game is on, let’s have a beer.

Either way, the beer companies win.

Everybody needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have a beer.

Toronto v Winnipeg for the Grey Cup tomorrow. Yes, the beer is here and in the beer fridge.

A beer? I’d have a 6-pack to think about it.

you guys wait til after the game??

I’m having coffee with Irish Creme as I’m reading this.

I am a Panthers fan. I’ll post when I sober up.

And there is the difference!