The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 07, 2024

Hopefully this won’t be a raw deal.

I hope the waitress is good at math.

We’ll never use math in the real world . . . . . .

Cheap at half the price.

Whaaaat?!?!?! No ….. baker’s dozen! ! !

:-O

The special should have been…Buy 5 for the price of 10, and get 5 extra for free.

Brutus is no math whiz.

Aw. Throw in two freebies and tell him he won a contest.

Loser

maybe he should just get a burger…

It could have been worse; he could have ordered 11.

He’s so stupid.

Shrimp for lunch ?

10 cents each, OR a dozen for a dollar and a half………OOOH, I’ll have a dozen, then

That’s $10.

Now I’m a little tens.

WTH Brutus.

oh dear… he’s diffidently not good with math… unless he meant ten plates of twelve shrimp.

With those kinds of math skills Brutus should work in government.

Brutus, you might want to redo the math there friend.

This reminds me of the supposedly true story where shirts were being sold for $5.00 each or 3 for $20. According to the story, people were buying the 3 for 20 deal never realizing they were over paying.

I expect Brutus would have no problem understanding Lou Costello’s 7 × 13 = 28… ☺

Www.youtube.Com/watch?v=xIDenK8IWmQ

I think he means 12 for 10.00 but I don’t think she understands what he meant….be more specific …LOL☺️

I’ll have the dozen, thank you.

Portion control is the first step towards loosing wright. Good job Brutus, as the holidays are around the corner. However, your math leaves a lot to be desired. I would have gotten the twelve myself…….

Brutus isn’t very good at math is he ?

That’ll be $10.

Brutus: Gaffes’r Us. Too bad he doesn’t have a cup of coffee yet. Perfect place for the steam puff. Although this time it’s for an eye roll, not a rimshot

“Ten cents each, or two for a quarter.”

“You’re the boss! Ten shrimp for ten bucks it is!”

I recently ordered a seafood enchilada at a Mexican restaurant which featured “salad shrimp”. Never heard of that before. Good, but tiny. Instead of jumbo shrimp, they were shrimpy shrimps.

She has the look like is he really that stupid.

I always lean toward giving Brutus the benefit of the doubt (he is our hero, after all), so I’ll assume he’s kidding her.

I hope he doesn’t help Wilberforce with his math classes. The poor kid. Maybe they can learn together.

Maybe he only wanted 10? Where I used to work, we’d have Monster energy drinks buy 2 get 1 free. Had a guy that would never get a third simply because he knew he’d drink it even if he didn’t want it

wow. that “platter” would be about big enough for an appetizer. what’s for the main course…? ☺

Yes please

Did he fail math in grade school?