FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 08, 2024

Today’s missing classic is

gocomics.Com/foxtrot/2003/12/14

A normal person. Did Paige just meet her own dad right now for the first time?

He’s having fun, Paige.

Oh no! He fumbles!

Make the mundane fun and its easier to face.

I find it hard to believe that teens are reading a newspaper and not on their phones.

At least they are getting a normal breakfast and not something Andy would cook—like tofu on toast.

I agree with you, Paige!

An accurate metaphor for my team… getting beaten every week…

Cracking eggs and cracking jokes is the normal in the Fox’s household.

Literally getting a football ad as I read this

I’m no football fan…but admittedly, this sounds like something I’d do too. :P

Although they are called “scrambled,” they should be folded in the pan, not stirred. Let Jason cook them.

They better go deep when he’s in the pocket

At least Peter isn’t setting something on fire or breaking stuff.

Chiefs for the three-peat!

Until he’s sacked by the impatient crowd.

Pro tip for fluffy scrambled eggs. Add 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon of water per egg while scrambling, before cooking. When the eggs hit the pan, the water turns to steam and fluffs them up nicely.

Thanks Poach, I mean Coach. We’ll call it a touchdown if it comes with bacon.

Hopefully the ‘touchdown celebration’ does not involve throwing the loaded breakfast plate to everyone…

Roger’s gonna taste the egg and happily say “It’s good.”

Just be glad it’s Roger making breakfast. If that health-nazi Andy was at the stove, you’d probably be choking down fish eggs and some kind of soy garbage she’d try to pass off as milk!

Poll: What’s your favorite football team? (I don’t watch it though)

sports idiots are pathetic

The kids are reading newspapers?

Love the panel layout on this one

It’s too bad I never had kids, I’d be sooooo good at embarrassing them