Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 15, 2024

Yes! It’s all food!! But the “otherfoodarians” of all hues won’t let it go at that, will they?

Just saw a pic of Doritos® coffee flavor……

Doritos have brought out a new flavor, and it’s a little on the strange side, being more suitable as a breakfast drink than a bag of chips.

Doritos have been known to come up with some pretty weird and wacky releases in the past. In December 2023, they brought out a nacho cheese flavor liquor modeled after the classic flavor, ready for the gifting season.

Now, just in time for summer, the brand has come up with a debatably weirder creation, coffee-flavored chips.

If you’re an avid coffee drinker and are eager to try out the new flavor, then you might need to take a trip overseas, as they’re only being released in Australia.

Reality?

It’s not gross but it is messy and expensive. Easier and cheaper to outsource it.

I heard about a guy named Hunter who became a vegan so his friends started calling him Gatherer.

I’ll pass on any Doritos, regardless of the flavor. Cheeto puffs on the other hand…..

Some scientific studies point to those highly processed snacks as contributing to the rise in colon cancer in younger people.

meh

Once again, it’s all in your perspective.

I’ll pass. I like coffee too much.

when it comes to food, Just because they can doesn’t mean they should

Brain fog food.

In the Book of Genesis, Cain was a farmer and Abel was a shepherd. It’s been hypothesized that Cain killing Abel was a metaphor for the gatherers prevailing over the hunters. Of course, both of those were still nomadic, so the metaphor was one step removed from what humanity actually went thru about 10,000 years ago, when a few nomads decided it was easier to settle down in one particularly verdant area (which eventually came to be known as Eden) and raise crops year round instead of endlessly meandering about foraging for them. This was the beginning of civilization. Shortly thereafter they started storing their harvests for the off-season (winter, tho it was never severe in that part of the world), discovered that crops stored too long tended to attract rats and rot, and shortly after that discovered the benefit of cats to fend off the rodents and brewing beer to preserve the nutritive content of the grain. (Dogs, OTOH, had become faithful companions of the hunters about 30,000 years ago, which is why it’s sometimes said today that we domesticated them but cats domesticated us.)

Poor kid.

They have an artificially flavored dust that designed to stick to your fingers. Intentionally gross

I recently heard someone express surprise that Doritos aren’t a gag, because they always made him gag.

I saw the annual letter to the editor saying don’t eat turkey for Thanksgiving. It assures us there are plenty of delicious recipes that don’t involve meat.

If they were, we’d be eating them.