Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 22, 2024

One guy was obviously into storm doors; I could see right through him.

So you’re not as adoorable as you thought.

Selling doors was an entry-level job.

Horace – you just didn’t break on through to the other side.

Jim Morrison is spinning in his grave.

Shoulda tolds him your extenseeve experience in elevator doors horsie.

I bet they adoored you.

Horace… the door is ajar!

Did the museum include the door from Twilight Zone? “You unlock this door with the key of imagination…”

shut the door!

SO closed-minded!

just missed out on the door-prizes

The review I read slammed the Door.

tough to impress a door, man!

When one door opens another one slams in your face.No, that’s not right, except maybe in Horace’s world.

Save your tired jokes for the tire store.

I wonder if Horace did any hobknobbing at the museum.

Next time try selling used doors and then tell your story about when you used to sell used doors, etc., etc.

Selling doors wasn’t great, but it got him out of a jamb.

He was annoyed because you were eating Dooritos and didn’t offer him any.

How adoorable

It is just possible to sell doors door-to-door but you have to follow first responders around.

Remember what the dormouse said

Feed your head

Feed your head

Sometimes, when things go wrong, one door opens and another door closes…..

A friend had a persistent dream of a door in front of him, I said what are you afraid of? Open it! He was afraid of moving to another state. He eventually did, left behind his job as an assistant manager for a coffee chain (yes that one) and is now a Peace Officer. Sometimes you should pay attention to dreams, they are your subconscious’ desires.

I swung by the Church of the Open Door… but it was all locked up.

I wonder if …… Horace ….. met “The Doors” on his way out …… :)

Adorable!

What a Doork!