The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 20, 2024

Scene from the upcoming movie?

1st and last

The scene they cut from “Wicked”.

Just as well. You didn’t want to see her in a wet t-shirt.

She must have taken off her brass bra backstage.

You have to ask why she’d agree to be in this in the first place.

Encores are out of the question!

“What a world, what a world”!

Obviously, the wicked witch of the west never rode her broomstick in the rain.

Ding Dong, the Wicked Witch has “melted”. Cleanup (needed) on stage.

If you’re into that sort of thing, know that one of her ‘witch’s marks’ visible before her dissolution was a third teat!

How many witches do they have, anyway? Wouldn’t there only be a few years worth?

Also the “last” annual!

Did she not know her own weakness?!

Wow, they’re on the ball

Now is that not a sadistic bunch???

It was a Wicked-awesome contest, though.

Wet clean up on stage. Wet clean up on stage.

H2O what a world!! What a world!!

I’m gonna guess that Dorothy organized this event.

Ooops!

Funny. I mean, runny.

that will put a damper on the evening

Biggest laugh of my day so far!

She’ll never do that again.

And don’t forget, . . . she brought down the house.

She had it coming… and going.

Emerald City La__ger? Or maybe it’s just lager. Tastes great, less filling.

It’s not “1st Annual”, it’s “Inaugural “

Looks like the talent pool is empty.

Identical result when I put a lump of sugar in my coffee.

Slutty Witches Be…Melted?!

Man you are on a roll this is very funny and yesterday was hysterical, thank you

Last Annual Munchkinland Wet T-Shirt Contest. They ran out of witches.

Done in by her fierce competitiveness.

There was a “Rubes” comic a few weeks back where a witch decided to use a bidet.