Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 08, 2024

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    *Hot Rod*  about 8 hours ago

    Retail Job…

    Scan The Bar Code.

    Frosted Ginger Man Cookies.

    Icing on the pastry.

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    The Old Wolf  about 8 hours ago

    So many people out there do. If they weren’t shackled to their jobs by the fear of losing what abominable healthcare they have, it would be a much better world.

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    *Hot Rod*  about 8 hours ago

    Atlanta Falcons and egg in the batter.

    Atlanta Braves and Rock covers Scizor or wait. Paper towels the quicker picker upper…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 hours ago

    Project completed, and sure to be a hit for many Hallowe’ens to come, I turned it in and went back to my seat. I still had to doodle around until shift’s end, but the pressure was off. To celebrate my accomplishment, I spent the remainder of the shift levitating random objects along the ceiling to the space above the Crafts Room Overlord’s desk, and then releasing them, to fall about like strange rain from an unseen air assault group. Telekinesis was really a pretty cool power, after all.

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    The All-Meat Xylophone  about 6 hours ago

    Today’s Imminently / Eminently Disposable Senryū du Jour:

    Twothreefiveseven —

    where’s all this prime real estate?

    Keebler elf heaven?

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    willie_mctell  about 5 hours ago

    “Run run fast as you can…”

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 5 hours ago

    APLOMBS AWAYYYY …‼️‼️‼️

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    Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    My Favorite Part was the guy on the sidewalk oblivious to the fact he is photobombing Frog Applause.

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    coltish1.  about 3 hours ago

    Just getting set to correspond. And here you are, corresponding with the world! I should have thought of it sooner.

    The Gingerbread Man is proving once again that a moving target is hard to hit.

    Thanks so much for pulling me from the freezing water.

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    charles9156  about 2 hours ago

    this is how things will go

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    The All-Meat Xylophone  about 1 hour ago

    Today’s Self-Rising, All-Purpose BONUS Senryū du Jour:

    “Make a noise!” you say,

    oh, flatulent spatulas?

    Cheer the pom-pom bombs!

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    UltraLameFest2  about 1 hour ago

    Preach, Ginger B!

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    The All-Meat Xylophone  about 1 hour ago

    Today’s “OMG, not ANOTHER one!” Senryū du Jour:

    Run faster, good sir —

    birds of prey love the taste of

    sweaty gingerbread.

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    Sisyphos  22 minutes ago

    Sigh! I remember The Good Old Days, when life was so much simpler. It was just…

    Run, run, as fast as you can.

    You can’t catch me! I’m a Gingerbread Man!

    … Now, everything is so much more complicated what with the New Chase Technology—drone spatulas with targeting sensors; cluster stand-off directed bomblets; even hunter-killer robo-Birds-of-Prey.

    Does it even matter if I “run” anymore?!

    But…I’m a pro. So here I am, still giving it the old ginger try!

    THE RUNNING MAN….

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    Zebrastripes  21 minutes ago

    He’s running from the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane…it was a crummy job any ways!

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