Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for November 27, 2024

Many people ask that same question, but with a different emphasis.

Ray Bradbury wept.

“You mean—‘Murder at the 7 Weeks of NOTHING, But Your Garage Got Lightly Singed’?…ACK! AAACK!” “Look out! My sister’s coughing up another hairball!”

Life is a story you could never write by yourself…. it just shows up.

Look at the brand of her computer…hilarious!

Ha. Hyping up that lie again eh. We all saws it was clearly only a couple of bottom stairs burning which not even close to any books inside. And ain’t nobody calls em cops too. It obviously all pre planned to paints co-conspirator as victim. It’s called painting.

These Milton twins are hilarious.

What would makes sense is Murder At The Boating Lake. Eugene not die from drowning in Lake himself. He was killed when he comes back to shore and then his body dumped into the lake after he be killed (which only revealed in the end of story). And who could haves a motive to does so? Who else but the one who is knows that Eugene could expose her eevil doing of destroying his and her own sisters lifes? Who else but the …cough…ahems…“popular” bookstore murder mystery writer whose writing career woulda ends if Eugene was expose her eevil deeds? It was you Lilian. It was you who Eugene was suppose to meets at that lake that evening. It was you who was wents to the lake in that evening. It was you who puts six bullets into Eugene. It was you who rows his body to the middle of the lake and then drowns it there. Only you had motive to makes Eugene to disappear forever. It was you Lilian. You done it. It’s called murder mystery writing!

Good Lord! Move on from this story line, please!

Is Elvis’ autobiography called “Death Came On the Toilet”? Asking for a friend!

“Ha ha ha. Buy something or get out.”

“Have you come up with a title for your next book?”

“Yes… ‘Murder at the Book Burning’!”

“So what’s the plot?”

“Plot? These things are supposed to have a plot? I just come up with titles.”

Maybe Batty should rename this comic “Centerview Burning” or something…. Another idea is “The Night That Crankshaft Died”…

……why don’t you try…..“Crankshaft Saves Christmas”!!!!!!!

Lil gets her inspiration from real life.

Lill has something on “Jessica Fletcher”. She doesn’t need “co-authors”; she does it all herself.

crankshaft getting a treadmill for living room to watch infomercials his living room is not decorated that well

What, is she up to like 6 books now? She’s more prolific than Stephen King!

WHO CUT THE COLONEl"S THROAT?—Publishedin England in 1931,written by someone you never herd of

OR The Night That Reading That Reading Died…….

Good thing blondie #2 winked at us to let us know it was a hilarious joke.

They don’t come from Cranky…for sure!

The twist, no names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Better write it fast. Those MAGA terrorists think they’ve got a “mandate” now. Next time, they’ll come back with more gasoline.

Murder at the Book Burning? Pshaw! Oversell much? No one was killed in that nothingburger. No one even as in so much stubbed their toe. The only thing hurt that night was some people’s feelings.