Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 03, 2024

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    franksmin  2 months ago

    I remember many centuries ago (the 50’s) an ad that stated “9 out of 10 doctors preferred Camels (the cigarettes)”. Some wit came up with “And the other doctor prefers women”. Ouch

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    Qiset  2 months ago

    Silicon.

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    eromlig  2 months ago

    Um, women mostly are carbon. I never date outside my species, however.

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    PraiseofFolly  2 months ago

    From the Internet: “Carbon is a nonmetal that can bond with itself and many other chemical elements, forming over ten million compounds. Because it forms more compounds than any other element, it is sometimes called the ‘King of the Elements’.”

    Anthropologically speaking, with a “harem” of compounds that large, maybe Carbon should be called the “Sultan of the Elements”. (—

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    male paleontologist’s prefer old women

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    h.v.greenman  2 months ago

    I thought “carbon dating” was a dating app for seniors

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    sandpiper  2 months ago

    Good choice, Ernest. Much more interesting.

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 2 months ago

    Maybe silicon-based women will be more attracted to him.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 2 months ago

    And women prefer the carbon…

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    InTraining Premium Member 2 months ago

    Time for lunch boys… maybe go for a T-Bone…?

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    …as long as there’s good chemistry.

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    I once had a young woman come up to me and said she wanted to date me. However, I think she used the word “carbon”.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 2 months ago

    ta da boom!

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    Milady Meg  2 months ago

    If that was my only choice, I’d go with women too.

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    royq27  2 months ago

    I knew a number of women who seemed to prefer carbon…

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 2 months ago

    I have to go with Ernest on this one!!

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    oakie9531  2 months ago

    ba dum tss

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    Smeagol  2 months ago

    “We are stardust brought to life, then empowered by the universe to figure itself out—and we have only just begun”

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    I have to agree there.

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    Snoopy_Fan  2 months ago

    Me too, Ernest. Me too.

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    constantine48  2 months ago

    Good answer!

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