Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 22, 2024

Wouldn’t a Stormtrooper lie about being good?

Seems like the sort of sneaky, underhanded think Dirk Raider would do.

But here being bad is good … So if you say that you’re good, it could actually mean that you’re good at being bad. If you say you’re bad, it could mean that you’re bad at being bad which means you’re good — which is bad — and if you’re bad, that’s good — which is bad — which is good …

It’s a no win situation.

If he were smart, he’d tell Dirk “If you give me the video game console I want, I won’t tell all the stormtroopers waiting in line behind me that you’ve disguised yourself as Santa.”

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No, my wife says I am the scourge of the galaxy!

With such remarkable disguising capabilities, I’m surprised the storm troopers haven’t been able to infiltrate the crew of the R.U. Sirius. They certainly seems just inept enough to fit right in!

What a Dirky trick.

Should’a’ just said, “I’ve been good at my job as a storm trooper.”

“No, because I’m a man, not a boy.”

So if a team of Star Trek redshirts ran into a team of Star Wars Stormtroopers, what would happen?

Was kind of suspicious of Santa Clause being on the Death Moon. Dirk Raider and his Stormtroopers deserve a visit from the krampus instead.

He’s good at being the scourge of the galaxy

“I may be bad. But I feel good.”

“I wuz good at my job.”