Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 06, 2024

“Was he black or white?” “Yes.”

Bravo, Dave. This made me LOL!

He looked just like you but maybe a bit more average.

One of those king types, no doubt.

He was wearing a Tuxedo!

He waddled when he walked. Or was it when she walked? They all look the same to me.

He was wearing dark glasses.

Yeah… he looked just like us… only different!

He looka likea bird – likea penguin bird.

He looked like Burgess Meredith

The other 3 called him “Kowalski”.

No, wait it was a nun.

“He had little round glasses, and a sketch pad.”

“It was a yellow-eyed penguin with white on its flippers, and it was wearing a chinstrap”.

Ha ha!  Years ago I went to a “Black Tie” affair as my sister’s escort since she wasn’t dating anyone at the time.  With all of the men in their tuxes and the women in their finest dresses, a small, mixed group of us were standing there talking waiting for the event to begin.  My sister had her back to the entry door when in walks a woman wearing the exact same dress as my sister.  I saw the woman and said “uh oh.”  My sister asked “What’s wrong?” and I motioned towards the door.  When the other woman saw my sister she turned around and walked right out!  I couldn’t believe that she really left and my sister said “well you don’t know what it’s like to be wearing the same thing as someone else.”  I responded “Really?!  Take a look around, we’re nothing but a bunch of penguins!”  Fortunately the night ended without any “penguins” assaulting any of the other “penguins!”

Waddle he say now?

“…hmm…he was well-dressed…”

Fight or flight! LOL!

I’ll bet the sketch was an ice breaker moment.

Ummmm he appears to be wearing a tux but no tie…….

“He was with an orange cat with its tongue hanging out that kept saying ‘Ackpthfht!’”

He looked a lot like you.

Yes, he looked like Opus the Penguin’s Stand-In.

Remember you promised to squawk the truth, bray the truth, and chirp nothing but the whole truth … so help you Dave …!

( quacks me up )

Police Profiling……tsk tsk

PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Crafty!!!!!!!!!!! :)

was he OR was he not wearing a tux?

great one, Dave!

Tux and roll, man Tux and roll!

well, he kinda looked like you… and you!… and………

Coerced statement: " Well, it might have been a female penguin last seen in the tunnel at the Detroit Zoo wearing a ‘Pondus the Penguin’ disguise. I think she was wearing a red scarf from the University of Wisconsin that someone dropped at Wall Street in Wisconsin while in a Carroll mood, but not near just any old wolf from New York . She was moving like a hurricane until she got close and then she started walking like some sort of duck from Anaheim. When she drew her side flapper arm, I realized it was my mother who slapped me for claiming to be a Detroit Redwing. "

" Son, you’re quite fortunate your mother is not a Detroit Redwing. She would have missed her target completely. Now go, and do not obstruct your mother anymore."