Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 11, 2024

That stinks

How aww door able.

Probably faster and cheaper.

Are those deer droppings?

No doubt Dasher started it.

Oh deer

deer dashing through the snow…

Cap’n Crunch will protect it from Porch Pirates!

Rhymes with beer dash.

Cool!

Warning. You don’t know what surprise has been left for you in that box.

something from the south end of a north bound reindeer for the porch pirates.

Did this trigger your stag reflex?

Deer Dash, wish you were here.

Yes, just another deer dropping…

Remember to tip your reindeer!

It’s from the Soprano’s Santa’s Head Shoppe.

They had a toy drive at the Elks’ lodge.

The Camp Town Ladies sing this song,“Deer Dash,Dear Dash.”

at least they’re not porch pirates!… (did ya see the video of the delivery guy who no sooner puts the package down, and a guy runs up and grabs it?! Good grief!!)

What would Deer Dash deliver, if it’s on fire and smells funny, I’m not touching it ! ;-)

Thats a very suspicious looking box!

And then some fellow named Yogi started a competing business called UBear Eats!

Olive the other reindeer…

Late to this party, got any more whine …?

( oldy but goody )