Close to Home by John McPherson for December 03, 2024

“There goes a narwhal…”. B-52’s

next time, stack them sideways

He’ll get the point, sooner or later

Don’t see Bleeb

Looks like they need to secure the load better.

That’s just too funny! I don’t have anything else to say about it!

Wait! I guess I could say sump’n like…

… naaah, that’s probably about sump’n else!

Dude on the left’s name is BroadBill, BroadBill Swazner.

Tomorrow we load them tails to the front.

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Because of this, a car accident happened just out of frame, the driver that caused this accident tells the police officer “but officer, I was being attacked by flying swordfish”, the officer then says “how much have you had to drink so far this morning?”

Does he understand why he shouldn’t slam on the brakes like that again? I’m not sure he’ll get the point … until he gets the point.

when driving always be en garde

Bleeb must have been crossing the street!

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I don’t know. Are you thinking, ‘Holy Sh**! Holy Sh**! I almost got speared by a swordfish!’? If so, then yes.”

I saw that happen once in real life. A pickup was carrying a stack of doors on a top rack and braked hard. Clack clack clack clack the doors laid out in front of him like a deck of cards.

That’s the rule for potted flower deliveries, too, but that’s not so dangerous.

That was funny, sword-a.

I didn’t nose they’d come through like they did….

I think he gets the point

I think he just learned that lesson.

Now that’s funny! Never bring a sockeye salmon to a swordfish fight.

Do you see food? I seafood!

Now that’s a sticky/stabby situation

yikes!

Talk about fast fish, only the sailfish is faster.

YIKES!

No Bleeb. :(

“Final destination” type vibes here