Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 16, 2024

This isn’t the “Gay Nineties” anymore.

Those poor Jaguar employees

Don we now our gay apparel.

Most people at parties quickly pass by the mistletoe!!!!

But only for the holidays.

You maybe ogay with that but it no means that others is.

Danged parasitic plant ain’t nuthin’ but trouble! Get the reacher/grabber thingy!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

No way that I would kiss a guy and that does not make me homophobic. Also, in that setting, there’s an excellent chance that I won’t kiss any of the women who stand under that thing.

Disgust is not a phobia.

You must remember this

A kiss is just a kiss

a sigh is just a sigh

Yep…..and if one of those berries fall in your “yap”……you will be a goner!!!!

RNC Christmas Party?

So I guess the kissing balls are out.

Finally a funny comic.

What sane company would even have mistletoe at a “holiday” party?

Unrealistic since the mistletoe tradition implies kissing the oppostie sex.

mistletoe is a complex issue!

Looks like they are all making a break for it.

mistletoe + corporate environment = HR nightmare.

That’s all the reason anyone needs not to go near any at the office.

Lmao! I’m guessing no one wants to kiss anyone.

Just need some more booze and then watch the fun begin.

I don’t get it. How is him standing under the mistletoe mean he is gay? And the caption is just stupid and offensive. And heaven knows I hate political correctness!

looks like he can kiss that notion goodbye…

I haven’t seen mistletoe in decades. Even in high school, we’d joke about it, but we knew that if we put some up, it wouldn’t end well. The “Women’s Lib” vibe was still pretty strong at that point…“pow, right in the kisser” was more likely than “muchas smooches” as Hobbes would say.