Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 28, 2024

He came from the “Cape” of Good Hope.

If he had to clean my house, he’d quit.

Brilliant. I wonder if now all supers will want the new uniform. And the women will wonder. Wonder women.

Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists was suspected.

That’s one of those older buildings, where they still have a Building Supernintendo.

he missed a spot…

Face it…..Every man…..Deep down……wants a Superman costume. Resident in 7-D is just jealous!

Is this “super” undocumented?

Watch out for the Batman hanging in every closet.

How ironic that Superman fought for “truth, justice, and the American way”; and the “American way” is now to deport his undocumented @$$.

I would call him a grime fighter.

I guess they mop carpets on his home planet

It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it…

Will he be deported?

Also known as the man of steel wool.

Looks like that S might also stand for sponge cake.

Not funny really.

super mop to clean super slop

Is “super” universal? I thought it was a NYC thing.

Krypton is not sending their best. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people

As a former cleaner I can tell that cleaning is a job that needs superpowers. If not for the actual work, which is second behind construction workers who lead the list of strenuous jobs*, then for dealing with a-hole bosses.

……that’s what we need more of!!!!!

It’s hard to believe he grew up in Smallville.

Just pretend you don’t see him. Maybe he’ll go away…

Look! Out in the hallway! It’s… Super Super!!

And he goes to work wearing his PJs.

Leon loves guys like that. Holds labor costs down.

Grime does not pay… unless you’re in the union.

It’s Supperman!

Look! Out in the Hallway! It’s a janitor, it’s a mop! No, it’s Super Grimey! Able to heave tall garbage piles into a single dumpster! Faster than a creeping filth! More powerful than a clogged toilet!