As a former cleaner I can tell that cleaning is a job that needs superpowers. If not for the actual work, which is second behind construction workers who lead the list of strenuous jobs*, then for dealing with a-hole bosses.
Look! Out in the Hallway! It’s a janitor, it’s a mop! No, it’s Super Grimey! Able to heave tall garbage piles into a single dumpster! Faster than a creeping filth! More powerful than a clogged toilet!
SHAKEDOWNCITY 1 day ago
He came from the “Cape” of Good Hope.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 1 day ago
If he had to clean my house, he’d quit.
Imagine 1 day ago
Brilliant. I wonder if now all supers will want the new uniform. And the women will wonder. Wonder women.
Gent 1 day ago
Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists was suspected.
Dobie Premium Member 1 day ago
That’s one of those older buildings, where they still have a Building Supernintendo.
pat sandy creator 1 day ago
he missed a spot…
Egrayjames 1 day ago
Face it…..Every man…..Deep down……wants a Superman costume. Resident in 7-D is just jealous!
purepaul Premium Member 1 day ago
Is this “super” undocumented?
Gameguy49 Premium Member 1 day ago
Watch out for the Batman hanging in every closet.
P51Strega about 24 hours ago
How ironic that Superman fought for “truth, justice, and the American way”; and the “American way” is now to deport his undocumented @$$.
Robert- 50d99b] about 24 hours ago
I would call him a grime fighter.
dallenboston about 23 hours ago
I guess they mop carpets on his home planet
Imagine about 23 hours ago
It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it…
More Coffee Please! Premium Member about 23 hours ago
Will he be deported?
Kaputnik about 23 hours ago
Also known as the man of steel wool.
Munch about 22 hours ago
Looks like that S might also stand for sponge cake.
Lennia Machen Premium Member about 22 hours ago
Not funny really.
lemonbaskt about 22 hours ago
super mop to clean super slop
Skeptical Meg about 21 hours ago
Is “super” universal? I thought it was a NYC thing.
Alfred about 21 hours ago
Krypton is not sending their best. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people
silberdistel about 21 hours ago
As a former cleaner I can tell that cleaning is a job that needs superpowers. If not for the actual work, which is second behind construction workers who lead the list of strenuous jobs*, then for dealing with a-hole bosses.
so I was told by a lady at the employment agency.rockyridge1977 about 21 hours ago
……that’s what we need more of!!!!!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 21 hours ago
It’s hard to believe he grew up in Smallville.
Zebrastripes about 20 hours ago
Just pretend you don’t see him. Maybe he’ll go away…
wildlandwaters about 19 hours ago
Look! Out in the hallway! It’s… Super Super!!
cuzinron47 about 19 hours ago
And he goes to work wearing his PJs.
braindead Premium Member about 18 hours ago
Leon loves guys like that. Holds labor costs down.
davewhamond creator about 18 hours ago
Grime does not pay… unless you’re in the union.
cactusbob333 about 16 hours ago
It’s Supperman!
Buoy about 15 hours ago
Look! Out in the Hallway! It’s a janitor, it’s a mop! No, it’s Super Grimey! Able to heave tall garbage piles into a single dumpster! Faster than a creeping filth! More powerful than a clogged toilet!