Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 31, 2024

“Klaxon Jackson.”

I don’t think you’ll need to turn up your hearing aids for this one.

I want to wear that.

they also use Sensurround…

… but we also have to double as an Air Raid Siren while we wait. You know… in case we get invaded.

I prefer the pocket vibrators…..and take my time answering.

will it reach outside?

For some people, a beeper won’t work as they need a foghorn.

Everyone around them — everyone in the restaurant (perhaps even everyone within 4 blocks) will know when their table is ready.

But will they survive?

Must be a loooooooooong line!!!!!!

It looks like everybody in the tri-state area will know.

Happy new year Mike ! ☺️☺️❤️

Can you hear me now?

Well, yes, that’s all and good. But does it vibrate when it goes off?

Looks like he’s ready to ring the year too.

That blows

It’s not advertised as such, but it’s a nice restaurant for when you’re feeling a little horny.

(said thru megaphone:) “HAPPY NEW YEAR, MIKE!”

My hearings bad, but I don’t know that it’s that bad!