Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 04, 2024

Don’t all couples develop they’re own secret codes.

Hey Arlo. Shut up before ypu get in a pickle.

Thanks, DD. Last one, plus ‘found it’ wouldn’t open. Will try again later. Rob.

They could make hay before the sun shines.

I’m always busy at 8 pm. Cleaning up kitchen, finishing chores, emailing people, banking, etc. Don’t A and J do any of those things?

Asking “Wanna bang?” crosses some sort of line.

At our age and so much to do, my wife and I just make an appointment…usually.

I’m not sure how Janis is cuddling with Arlo in that first panel, but it just doesn’t look comfy..

Skyrockets in flight. Afternoon delight. A-a-afternoon delight.

My code-breaker is AWOL.

Ours is a line from Theodore Roethke’s poem “I Knew A Woman”: “But what prodigious mowing we did make. “

Perfect. There’s a show I want to watch at 8…

“Never put off til tomorrow what you can do today” … and tomorrow…

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

Didn’t they have a woopie lamp next to the bed?

Or does it, judging by the smirk on Janis’ face!

I started reading this bc my elderly parents love i5, bc they ‘understand the jokes.But they don’t make sense to me at all.Is this written in a code that only old people understand?

I’m feeling this way about 80% of the ‘jokes.’ Maybe more.

My right hand would be under that sweater.

wow make lemonade means lets have sex? I’ll be sure to ask that cute waitress for lemonade next time Im in the diner!

Isn’t that saying something like „make out in the hay“?

How about “Roll in the hay”, while the moon shines ?

“Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg…”

It is a known fact that my babies are born in the summer months than winter. What do you think people were doing in November and December?

I just made up that statistic. So you don’t need to fact check me, unless you want to. :>)