If I had a nickel for every time a cartoon did an if I had a nickel joke about if they had nickel for every time someone said if I had a nickel for every time someone else said if I had a nickel for something… I have a nickel!
Reminds me of the story about the never-ending penny. A dirt-poor peasant found a penny in his pocket. He took it out, and another appeared in his pocket. One penny each time. How many times could you do that before you wore the skin off your hand?
BasilBruce about 20 hours ago
Horace got a dime today!
Gent about 19 hours ago
Me woulda prefers to has gold or silver instead of nickel.
pat sandy creator about 17 hours ago
that’d be a nice side gig…
Vegetable Patch 62/-46 about 15 hours ago
My school had a Nickel for a quarterback, but not a McGary for a Gary.
Dobie Premium Member about 15 hours ago
If I had a nickel for every time a cartoon did an if I had a nickel joke about if they had nickel for every time someone said if I had a nickel for every time someone else said if I had a nickel for something… I have a nickel!
Doug K about 13 hours ago
At least that makes some cents … for him (5 cents at a time).
nancyb creator about 13 hours ago
The price has gone up, the saying is now ’if I had a DOLLAR for…"
amaneaux about 12 hours ago
If I had a nickel for every time someone said something like this, I would be making money in a very weird way.
Cerabooge about 12 hours ago
Reminds me of the story about the never-ending penny. A dirt-poor peasant found a penny in his pocket. He took it out, and another appeared in his pocket. One penny each time. How many times could you do that before you wore the skin off your hand?
InTraining Premium Member about 11 hours ago
Horace… and how about if you had a hammer…?
tony_n_jen2003 about 11 hours ago
I’d still lose money
mistercatworks about 9 hours ago
It’s a great idea but bogs down at the collections level. :)