Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 13, 2025

As torturous as a “locked” suggestion box.

Reach for the stars, Stranger!

If you manage to get one of those papers, all it will say is: With difficulty.

So close…

Yep, been there! … when you finally reach it, it just says: “Closed… please come back during business hours.”

The same guy that developed this is the guy that developed the "How’s my driving? Call 1-800-sjjlcod …. bumper stickers you see on trucks

he should try out for basketball…

try “ctrl f” it usually works for me

That’s a real stretch.

The phrase ‘Beware Of The Leopard’ springs to mind.

You can see it’s hard to reach them

This look like a job for… Jack Reacher!

I’d say, “Jump!” but neither one of us should be trying that.

Tippy toes!!!!

this may be a sign saying they don’t want to be reached. :J

Yes, they don’t want to be reached and for some reason you DO reach them, they ignore you….which begs the question….what are they hiding and or what are they afraid of?

They need a suggestion box. I can suggest something. :)

Obviously the Arlo Doorbell Camera company.

“If you know your party’s extension…”

Must be an Inconvenience Store.

Then again, how not to reach them.

White men can’t jump.

Must be the complaint department.

You’re on candid camera!

they’ve taken some lessons from our ISP…

The papers probably have the website where you reach an automated chat that can’t help you either. How I spent my day