The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for December 19, 2024

Go get him! Crack that whip, make him do stupid tricks, keep him in chains.

WHAM!

It’s the elephant in the room.

What if it’s Santa taking a day off?

Good job it’s not pink – that would really freak him out while drinking in a bar. As if having an elephant drinking in a bar is not freaky enough anyway

He could be Santa in disguise!

This reminds me of an old Gary Larson panel. There’s a guy walking down a hallway. The elephant, wearing a trench coat and fedora speaks out from the shadows under the stairs.

“Do you remember me Mr. Jones? Africa. ‘56. If you’re ever going to shoot an elephant. Mr. Jones, you’d better make sure to finish the job.”

He could “accidentally” sneeze on him.

Plot twist: it’s the elephant who killed Hemingway and rigged it to look like a suicide.

Getting drunk through the trunk.

Elephant lucky to have trunk to use like huge straw.

Elephants have autism?

Gee, I haven’t heard an elephant joke in ages.