Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 13, 2024

Well, if you really wanna know, no.

By a bizarre coincidence, I heard that song earlier today.

And there I was thinking Jesus was playing drums in a NIN cover band…

There are many things about Christmas that we want to be true, Santa is just the beginning. Goodwill to all men, animals being able to talk, peace on earth. Where does Jesus fit in?

I think Matt Stone and Trey Parker had them in a cage match or something. That’s how they got their start.

I gotta see their cover of Need You Tonight …

…wait, No I don’t…

I’m sure they could be rocketing up the charts.

Fair point

If you don’t believe it is true you get socks and underwear for Christmas.

I never heard that song before. Now that I have, I’m glad to know it.

“You’re completely making this up.”

Pretty well sums up any theistic mythology.

“Jesus wont play The Devil Inside through”

…and that’s what counts, what you want to be true, not reality. sarcasm

Uh… wasn’t Santa one of the wisemen?

YES! So much yes.

YES! So much yes.

I prefer “Elegantly Wasted” myself

To be fair, there are a lot of Hispanic males named Jesus (usually pronounce hay-SUSE)

Caught a tiny bit of the Motown Christmas special that was on the other night – watching old fat people squeezed into yoga pants and jiggling gave me a “new sensation” of pain and visual trauma in excess

This is ridiculous! Everybody know Santa plays sax!

Twinkie packaging has been changed!

It’s all about what should be. "…on earth peace, goodwill toward men!” the universal part of Luke 2:14.