Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 10, 2024

Not what he’s cracked up to be…

Corporal Mittens is being derelict in his duties.

Try cracking a Brazil nut with one, the jaw will break!!!

Exterminate, Exterminate, did someone call for the Doctor?……..Who?

Before he can solve Brewster’s problem, he’ll need to know if it’s a wired mouse or an unwired one.

Call Ensign Tchaikovsky, I want to hear his thoughts.

I don’t like where this is going…

You don’t need an exterminator. Release Corporal Mittens. He’ll do the job for free.

Mice? They are not that bad. Now if you have “Trouble with Tribbles” then you have real problems.

I still want to know how cell phones work in a space station . . .

If you have mice, you need a ball bearing mousetrap.

Is his assistant a young lady named Clara with a good arm for throwing slippers?

“NUTS” – Inspector Cramer

Call Drosselmeyer. He always has a trick or two up his sleeve.

Call pest control for the mice, but you’re gonna end up with ants after all the sweets come marching through there.

Having gone 68 years without every seeing The Nutcracker, I’m not sure I get the joke.

But mice have really tiny ones. And what if they are females.

This is nuts.

Amateur pro tip: use Sun Chips Garden Salsa flavor chips for bait! It has not failed to catch them quickly for some time now. As a bonus use peanut butter for glue. And it all started when one mouse chewed into a sealed, cleaned bag where other chips were at the time. I figured, if they are they desperate to get those specifically, there must be something to it . . .