Marking her territory.
It’s a peck on the cheek, ‘cause chickens don’t have lips.
Just as long as she doesn’t have memory issues……
ANYTIME…….. my wife left a lipstick mark on my cheek, I never made it out of the house without her removing it. She said it looked like I was ‘unkept’ ! ! ! !
Me just intrigued to knows how on earth was cheecken beak make that lips mark?
Trouble starts when he comes home with more than he left with.
That’s her branding…
Wife doesn’t wear lipstick so if I come home with any, well you can figure that out.
After the first kiss, she tells to try again because I missed her bottom lip. Been doing it for 50+ years. Nice!
Don’t forget the perfume rub-off A strange scent on return is a source for a lot of explaining.
Put some lipstick on that pig, (or chicken)
Does Mrs. Plugger even bother with lipstick other than on special occasions?
Wedding Ring and lipstick on the check —→ Hands Off Ladies !
The only lipstick I get on my cheeks is from Mrs girlfriends. All of them give me kisses when they come over.
She could just mark him with a stray dryer sheet tucked in his pocket. :)
So chickens do have lips.
better than a hicky, I guess!
Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly
June 10, 2017
May 20, 2021
WhatsTheJoke about 1 month ago
Marking her territory.
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
It’s a peck on the cheek, ‘cause chickens don’t have lips.
Zykoic about 1 month ago
Just as long as she doesn’t have memory issues……
'IndyMan' about 1 month ago
ANYTIME…….. my wife left a lipstick mark on my cheek, I never made it out of the house without her removing it. She said it looked like I was ‘unkept’ ! ! ! !
Gent about 1 month ago
Me just intrigued to knows how on earth was cheecken beak make that lips mark?
Ichabod Ferguson about 1 month ago
Trouble starts when he comes home with more than he left with.
kaycstamper about 1 month ago
That’s her branding…
flemmingo about 1 month ago
Wife doesn’t wear lipstick so if I come home with any, well you can figure that out.
Grace's Border Security & Duct Tape about 1 month ago
After the first kiss, she tells to try again because I missed her bottom lip. Been doing it for 50+ years. Nice!
ctolson about 1 month ago
Don’t forget the perfume rub-off A strange scent on return is a source for a lot of explaining.
Irish53 about 1 month ago
Put some lipstick on that pig, (or chicken)
pheets about 1 month ago
Does Mrs. Plugger even bother with lipstick other than on special occasions?
g04922 about 1 month ago
Wedding Ring and lipstick on the check —→ Hands Off Ladies !
TMMILLER Premium Member about 1 month ago
The only lipstick I get on my cheeks is from Mrs girlfriends. All of them give me kisses when they come over.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
She could just mark him with a stray dryer sheet tucked in his pocket. :)
i_am_the_jam about 1 month ago
So chickens do have lips.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
better than a hicky, I guess!