Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 21, 2024

Marking her territory.

It’s a peck on the cheek, ‘cause chickens don’t have lips.

Just as long as she doesn’t have memory issues……

ANYTIME…….. my wife left a lipstick mark on my cheek, I never made it out of the house without her removing it. She said it looked like I was ‘unkept’ ! ! ! !

Me just intrigued to knows how on earth was cheecken beak make that lips mark?

Trouble starts when he comes home with more than he left with.

That’s her branding…

Wife doesn’t wear lipstick so if I come home with any, well you can figure that out.

After the first kiss, she tells to try again because I missed her bottom lip. Been doing it for 50+ years. Nice!

Don’t forget the perfume rub-off A strange scent on return is a source for a lot of explaining.

Put some lipstick on that pig, (or chicken)

Does Mrs. Plugger even bother with lipstick other than on special occasions?

Wedding Ring and lipstick on the check —→ Hands Off Ladies !

The only lipstick I get on my cheeks is from Mrs girlfriends. All of them give me kisses when they come over.

She could just mark him with a stray dryer sheet tucked in his pocket. :)

So chickens do have lips.

better than a hicky, I guess!