Close to Home by John McPherson for December 10, 2024

I guess they really do!

That’s where they keep their Charmin®!

Which one’s the bear trap and which one’s the beer cooler?

At least they know which one they are and don’t have to pretend!

Now they can tackle the other age-old mystery and find out if the Pope is Catholic.

Do fishes…….

Ahhhh nevermind!

Does Bleeb skulk in the woods?

Well they must be portable structures based on the “evidence” I find in my front yard, back yard, driveway, . . .

Not so fast!! One mystery answered while opening up five more!

Where’s the outhouse for the male bear? Moon symbols are the women’s

Don’t forget the Polar Bear!

Bear outhouses?

This is bearly funny.

So where do the other animals go in the woods?

Not a mystery. And not funny, unless you’re 3 years old.

Soooo to be clear…they do crap in the woods, but who knew they had designated outhouses ??? ☺️☺️☺️

Well… DUH. ;)

Aw, that’s Charmin. Enjoy the go!

Absolutely do not enter their territory. The result would be grisly.

This way it won’t be scat-turd all over the woods.

plus they can build stuff

It’s even Heated!

Probably could have drawn a few more trees for, “deep in the woods.”

It’s still in the woods.

They’ve become a bit more civilized, you don’t have to watch where you step so much now.

Spicoli Must be in the boys room.

And don’t squeeze the Charmin.

Should be Teepees.

Then Mike and Trudy discovered another age old mystery. When bears are out of T.P., they use humans to wipe.

“Hun I got this great idea for a toilet tissue….”

I guessed the punchline to this one before I scrolled down to it.

Yes, but does he still leave the toilet seat up …