The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 10, 2024

Nah! He’d probably still miss it.

He can’t see how that would work

She should have printed one backwards so he could read it in a mirror.

Right between the eyes!

I now have my 1st neighbor (ugh) Anyhoo they haven’t gotten a bear resistant trash container yet. They put trash out in the am of pickup day. I used to do that until bear figured me out. 3 times in one morning he got my trash…he’d get it, I’d go fetch it, happened 2 times, the 3rd time (same trash) bear caught me. I picked up a head of lettuce and asked it if it didn’t like lettuce? I guess I offended him. He stood up on 2 legs and I said my prayers. BUT he turned around and ran. It is a black bear and I think mostly vegetarian

Take out the trash Brutus, and stay away from that garbage truck, lol.

He’ll forget it’s there.

Are you sure she isn’t just labelling everything?

You should’ve put it on his nose. That’s bigger.

Really? She can tie it up and take it out the back door but the few extra steps are the deal breaker for her. Does she soap up the dishes and just leave them in the sink for someone else to rinse?

Why do these comic strip wives treat their husbands like they are disobedient children?

put on notice!

I use post its all the time but why can’t Brutus remember to take out the trash every week? She needs to make a TO~DO list and put it on the fridge. But then again, he probably won’t even remember to look there for the chores…go figure…☺️

well that’s gonna be hard to miss… until it falls off that is. although he may need a mirror to read it otherwise it’s just pointless to be there. :J

Oooh that’s an unduly nasty one. He’s a good man who tolerates you and your mother, Gladys. Be grateful for what you have.

And there Brutus you have it!

She should’ve put one on or in his coffee cup.

If there’s a next time, she may tattoo it on his forehead.

That would never stick on my greasy forehead

I understand that every house needs a House Manager. Gladys seems to have that job. Wilberforce might be old enough to take over that job before he grows up to think all house chores are done by magic.

Stick it on the refrig handle or remote or toilet lid. Win win win.

Put it on his mouth, he can’t miss that.

Be happy it was there. Dhe COULD have planted it on a place that you would never forget because the pain would have been unforgettable….

On the end of his nose – it will be in every view.

Why can’t Gladys take out the trash?

those two, always trash talkin’…

She could tie a string around his finger, but even that doesn’t work sometimes.

You know what, Gladys, by the time it took the time to write that note and cause an issue, you could have done it yourself. Good job Gladys, glad I’m not married to her. She’d have been sent to the minors and mother gargle would join her.

He won’t see it there unless he looks in a mirror.